unspokenchaos's definitions

BOB

BOB was your friend until he started getting laid.
B.O.B = Bitch Over Buddies

Charlie: "Steve come have a beer with us"

Steve: "Not tonight I have to go and see Tracey"

Charlie: "Whatever dude, you being such a BOB"

by unspokenchaos February 20, 2010

ghetto mama

The woman who gave what little she had, who sacrificed everything for you and who will fuck you up with anything she can get her hands on if you fuck shit up. When she's really angry she yells stuff like I brought you into this world and I will take you out.

Shaq: Kobe why do you got a blue eye?
Kobe: I have a ghetto mama...

by unspokenchaos October 21, 2014

Conspicious

Conspicious is a combination of the words Conspicuous, meaning clearly visible or attraction attention and Suspicious meaning having the belief or impression that someone is involved in an illegal or dishonest activity.

Mike: That car has been parked there everyday this week with random people going to the drivers window and leaving.
Phil: I know Mike, it's conspicious.

by unspokenchaos June 21, 2017