Conmey

A shy, special type of kid who is scared of social interaction. Conmey's often scamper away when in the midst of a social gathering to play Solitaire or Crossy Roads on their phone, hampering their ability to ever find a girlfriend. Despite their highly autistic behaviour, Conmey's are able to keep their friends by saying stupid shit and doing stupid things which are found adorable in a special type of way.

Person 1: why is that kid in the leather jacket on his phone in the corner?
Person 2: Oh him? he's a real Conmey

Conmey by PeterCapaldi_Fan112 June 16, 2020

Coney-catch 

An old time word meaning to swindle, cheat or deceive. See also cony-catcher.

Politicians are unbiased, they’ll coney-catch anybody.

Coney-catch by AKACroatalin March 7, 2019

Coney Filet 

A hot dog smothered in A-1 Steak Sauce. Basically for broke folks who can't afford to eat steak.

If I close my eyes, I can almost imagine I'm eating steak, instead of a coney filet.

Coney Filet by Jazzual August 4, 2011

Chocolatey Conveyor

Mr cringe's filthy little chocolate bar that he uses to stir his apple pie

apple pie marvelled at the size of Mr Cringe's Chocolatey Conveyor

Chocolatey Conveyor by The Ints April 7, 2022

Chocolatey Conveyor

A poor excuse for a failed system in which selling tracksuits is more profitable than the factory you’ve spent countless hours building.

“Madam, perhaps i could interest you in my *chocolatey conveyor*”

Chocolatey Conveyor by Bacon Wizard April 7, 2022

Hot Coney 

When a girl eats a box of hot tamale candies then proceeds to give a guy head, giving him the sensation that his dick is on fire.

"dude last night your sister gave me a hot coney, i had to call the fire department cause i thought my dick was on fire"

"hahahaha! next time put a bag of ice on it dude"

Hot Coney by shortstack&klondikebar August 23, 2011

Chocolatey Conveyor

The thoughts of a man who has gone mad over tracksuits and Mr. Cringe branded life sized ginger bread men. Thank you Samuel you strange strange man.

"Won't you come for a ride on my... Chocolatey Conveyor?"

Chocolatey Conveyor by Mangokokenji April 7, 2022