conjibulate

The act of poking something icky with a stick. Normally the corpse of a dead animal, like something washed up on a sea shore or road kill. Maybe turning over a semi dried cow pat. The stick is called a conjibulator.

To use a stick to investigate something you don't want to use your hands or fingers for. Because Urgh. But it's kind of fascinating.

I found a dead hedgehog in the garden I just had to conjibulate it. When I turned it over there were loads of maggots. Urgh. Conjibulator Conjibulating

by Lucid Space Dog May 24, 2016

conjibulate

Verb. When cake batter overflows the tin in the oven.

I hope that cake doesn't conjibulate. The tin was quite full.

by Cake Maestro May 12, 2014

condipulate

to thoroughly sink one's attention onto one subject without thought on any other subject

His attention never seemed to condipulate quite as much as when his favorite show aired on television.

by Fraener March 20, 2017

conjibulating

To poke stuff with sticks and get great fun out of it

'Lyk OMFG im conjibulating this hen!'

by Jebus the great January 16, 2006

confobulate

to mess up on grammar, verb tense, or just sound like you're fresh off the boat.

Sarah totally confobulated by saying: "Johnny was thirsty so he went and got two bottle of water."

by Da Longster April 2, 2008

Conjaculate

To speculate or theorize about an orgasm. The word is formed from the words conjecture and ejaculate.

I conjaculated after drunk sex.
As a teenager I conjaculated a lot.

by DizzyDarius July 20, 2012

Confibulated

Are you Confused? Do you not know what the fuck this word means? Do you find yourself stumped or stupifyed? Well holy HELL you just defined for yourself the word confibulated!!!

Umm, why can't I find any fucking mellowyellow!!! Well, that would make you Confibulated.

by RAO! January 16, 2009