Conjective

A medical condition that is serious and without hope. Terminal

She was dying from conjective heart failure

Conjective by Microvalidator June 18, 2016

Canyon Collective 

A cult masquerading as a canyoneering forum.

Needless to say, most of the cult members have been brainwashed into believing things that are not true, and tricked into doing things that greatly restrict their personal freedom. In spite of this, Canyon Collective cult members seem to find great fulfillment in limiting what they can say or do.

Free Thinker: "Hey man, how was canyoneering last weekend?"

Cult Member: "I'm not allowed to say."

Free Thinker: "Uh... OK. Did you post any pictures of your trip on FaceBook?"

Cult Member: "The Leader of the Canyon Collective said nobody should do that."

Free Thinker: "That is strange. Why not?"

Cult Member: "The Leader said that sharing photos will lure thousands to His precious canyons. The unwashed masses are not worthy of entry. They would unquestionably destroy His canyons."

Free Thinker: "I don't think that is true. Most canyons stay the same year after year regardless of traffic."

Cult Member: "The Leader might view you as evil. He might tell me not to be friends with you."

Free Thinker: "Dude, that is messed up! Well... can you take me through the canyons that you just did?"

Cult Member: "Yes, of course! Obviously!! However, you must never tell anyone about them. Plus anyone that you take through has to swear to only show those canyons and never tell anyone about them."

Free Thinker: "But then you will have to monitor what I do with the route information until the end of time... and I in turn will have to monitor what my friends do with the route information. That sounds like a lot of needless drama."

Cult Member: "Whatever The Leader says is the best way. The only way. I love The Leader. I will obey."

Free Thinker: "Fuck that! I'll just figure out where you went, then enjoy my adventure like a normal person. See ya around, nutjob!"

Canyon Collective by OMG BootboyLostAnotherGerbil?? April 5, 2019

connectile dysfunction 

1. The inability to gain or maintain an internet connection.
2. The inability to print, email, or get to the internet.

My computer had connectile dysfunction (CD) yesterday, so I couldn't check my email.

connectile dysfunction by m0 February 7, 2007

fart collective 

When a group of highly flatulent people dedicate themselves to emitting the most repugnant fart cloud humanly possible.

Members of the fart collective were recently found dining at Mar-A-Lago on black beans, anchovies and Brussels sprouts, patiently awaiting the arrival of the Guest of Honor.

fart collective by Dr Bunnygirl January 5, 2019

Animal Collective 

the most hella band out there. when you listen to them, you'll be like damn, hell yeah damn, hell yeah damn, hell yeah damn, hell yeah

hella guy 1: "have you heard the new animal collective album that was released in 2013?"
hella guy 2: "no?"
hella guy 1: "oh right because it doesnt exist hahahahah
hella guy 2:" -_- can you like stop"

Animal Collective by automine January 2, 2014

Animal Collective 

A excellent New York-based band which got it's start in experimental and ambient music. All of the members are originally from Baltimore, MD and Pennsylvania and go by alternate stage names - Avey Tare, Panda Bear, Deakin and Geologist. The group has released several LP's and has seen growing success.

They are known for rhythmic beats, distorted sounds, guitar loops, lush layering, and distorted and often garbled lyrics. Each album has a very different sound and theme, and some say that their music has been getting more and more accessible over time.

I almost poo'd my pants at the Animal Collective show last night.

Animal Collective by Mel Griffin January 5, 2009

collective soul 

Without question, or any sliver of doubt, the most underrated rock band of our lifetimes. One of the most incredibly talented bands, which unfortunately, are unheard of or unknown by many people. People instantly recognize songs such as "December" and "Shine," yet have never heard of Collective Soul.

Tracks produced by Collective Soul such as "Heavy," "She said," "Counting the Days," "Perfect Day" etc. are some of the greatest songs of our time, yet go unheard by virtually everyone.

collective soul by YHHAWNFTPSHI March 31, 2009