5 definitions by m0

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1. The inability to gain or maintain an internet connection.
2. The inability to print, email, or get to the internet.
My computer had connectile dysfunction (CD) yesterday, so I couldn't check my email.
by m0 February 04, 2007
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A college party at which girls get laid to pay for the cost of their books. See also, prostitution.
Let's go pick up some hot chicks at the book bang.
by m0 February 01, 2008
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An emergency call box located on a college campus.
If you're being stalked at night, run to the nearest rape phone.
by m0 September 25, 2009
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Short for KEROSENE, a flammable liquid fuel.
Let's pour some more kero on the campfire!
by m0 June 25, 2007
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