This is a true, and non-biased definition of the American poltical party. For insults, satire, and sarcasm, refer to anywhere else on this page.
Republicans generally speaking hold a right wing political stance. They believe that the economy should offer as much freedom as possible. They believe that capitalism and the free market are best in their purest, unregulated forms.
Republicans also hold the view that personal choices and personal freedoms should be restricted, in order to hold up a good "morale" for the nation.
This can be seen by issues such as abortion and gay marriage. Republicans generally hold the belief that both of these should be made illegal by the government in order to preserve "morality" and "traditional practices." (The quotes are there, because these things are relative.)
Republicans generally oppose stringent to moderate gun control.
Republicans generally support tradition and belief as opposed to innovation and progression.
Also, they eat babies.
Republicans generally speaking hold a right wing political stance. They believe that the economy should offer as much freedom as possible. They believe that capitalism and the free market are best in their purest, unregulated forms.
Republicans also hold the view that personal choices and personal freedoms should be restricted, in order to hold up a good "morale" for the nation.
This can be seen by issues such as abortion and gay marriage. Republicans generally hold the belief that both of these should be made illegal by the government in order to preserve "morality" and "traditional practices." (The quotes are there, because these things are relative.)
Republicans generally oppose stringent to moderate gun control.
Republicans generally support tradition and belief as opposed to innovation and progression.
Also, they eat babies.
Sean Hannity just interviewed Rush Limbaugh on Fox News. I didn't think so much republicanism could fit in one room.
by YHHAWNFTPSHI February 04, 2009
"I'd like a large fry."
"Dasallfuhya?"
"And a vanilla ice cream cone."
"Dasallfuhya?"
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"Yatotal fiyseveny"
"Dasallfuhya?"
"And a vanilla ice cream cone."
"Dasallfuhya?"
"Yes ma'am."
"Yatotal fiyseveny"
by YHHAWNFTPSHI October 15, 2011
The wave is a sacred and required unwritten oath that applies to everyone who purchases a Chevrolet Corvette. The oath is agreed to upon the purchase of the vette with absolutely no exceptions.
The wave states that while you are in your Corvette, you must signal any fellow Corvette drivers with a friendly (yet extremely manly) wave to acknowledge their presence and their fine taste in automobiles.
Any driver who does not return the wave is a disgrace to the Corvette community, and just looks like a total douche.
No exceptions.
The wave states that while you are in your Corvette, you must signal any fellow Corvette drivers with a friendly (yet extremely manly) wave to acknowledge their presence and their fine taste in automobiles.
Any driver who does not return the wave is a disgrace to the Corvette community, and just looks like a total douche.
No exceptions.
"I was in my C5 Z06 last week, saw a sick C6 rolling down in my direction, so I gave the fella the wave.
He didn't return the wave, so I followed him to his home and burned his house down."
He didn't return the wave, so I followed him to his home and burned his house down."
by YHHAWNFTPSHI April 02, 2009
The Fox News co-host for Fox & Friends. Doocy is a prime example of lovable stupidity. He is often so hillariously misinformed that you just want to tilt your head and say "aww.." at his sincere and adorable attempt at journalism.
One would wonder why Steve Doocy actually has a job at Fox News. His journalism skills are in fact, on par with an 8 year. Then you realize, he's the mascot of Fox News. The unintelligent, dim-witted, moronic shell of a person that represents the station as a whole. He is the embodiement of Fox News.
It is highly likely that he has never formed a cognitive thought, opinion, or idea without the help, aid, or influence of others.
One would wonder why Steve Doocy actually has a job at Fox News. His journalism skills are in fact, on par with an 8 year. Then you realize, he's the mascot of Fox News. The unintelligent, dim-witted, moronic shell of a person that represents the station as a whole. He is the embodiement of Fox News.
It is highly likely that he has never formed a cognitive thought, opinion, or idea without the help, aid, or influence of others.
Steve Doocy is the drunk baby of Fox News.
Steve Doocy: "Palin does have foreign policy experience, after all, Alaska is right next to Russia."
Steve Doocy: "Palin does have foreign policy experience, after all, Alaska is right next to Russia."
by YHHAWNFTPSHI April 05, 2009
A misleading phrase which should actually read: "Pro-governmental regulation and interference on actions that don't remotely nessesitate it."
I'm pro-life, because I believe the government is our moral authority, and knows what's best for us!
by YHHAWNFTPSHI May 30, 2009
Without question, or any sliver of doubt, the most underrated rock band of our lifetimes. One of the most incredibly talented bands, which unfortunately, are unheard of or unknown by many people. People instantly recognize songs such as "December" and "Shine," yet have never heard of Collective Soul.
Tracks produced by Collective Soul such as "Heavy," "She said," "Counting the Days," "Perfect Day" etc. are some of the greatest songs of our time, yet go unheard by virtually everyone.
by YHHAWNFTPSHI March 31, 2009
When the original poster of a forum thread is ridiculed, harassed, taunted, and humiliated due to the nature of the topic itself within the thread.
Basically, it's reverse trolling. The original poster starts a topic hoping to get shared interests, and instead the responses unanimously disagree with the OP (most likely due to the OP's newb status) regardless of their actual thoughts regarding the topic at hand. The OP then returns to defend his or her position until they are blue in the face and eventually meltdown in pure frustration and go absolutely bat shit bonkers.
OP meltdowns are hilarious.
Basically, it's reverse trolling. The original poster starts a topic hoping to get shared interests, and instead the responses unanimously disagree with the OP (most likely due to the OP's newb status) regardless of their actual thoughts regarding the topic at hand. The OP then returns to defend his or her position until they are blue in the face and eventually meltdown in pure frustration and go absolutely bat shit bonkers.
OP meltdowns are hilarious.
Did you see that newb post that topic in OT yesterday? The OP meltdown was so intense that the poster actually killed his entire family.
by YHHAWNFTPSHI October 19, 2009