This is a true, and non-biased definition of the American poltical party. For insults, satire, and sarcasm, refer to anywhere else on this page.
Republicans generally speaking hold a right wing political stance. They believe that the economy should offer as much freedom as possible. They believe that capitalism and the free market are best in their purest, unregulated forms.
Republicans also hold the view that personal choices and personal freedoms should be restricted, in order to hold up a good "morale" for the nation.
This can be seen by issues such as abortion and gay marriage. Republicans generally hold the belief that both of these should be made illegal by the government in order to preserve "morality" and "traditional practices." (The quotes are there, because these things are relative.)
Republicans generally oppose stringent to moderate gun control.
Republicans generally support tradition and belief as opposed to innovation and progression.
Also, they eat babies.
Republicans generally speaking hold a right wing political stance. They believe that the economy should offer as much freedom as possible. They believe that capitalism and the free market are best in their purest, unregulated forms.
Republicans also hold the view that personal choices and personal freedoms should be restricted, in order to hold up a good "morale" for the nation.
This can be seen by issues such as abortion and gay marriage. Republicans generally hold the belief that both of these should be made illegal by the government in order to preserve "morality" and "traditional practices." (The quotes are there, because these things are relative.)
Republicans generally oppose stringent to moderate gun control.
Republicans generally support tradition and belief as opposed to innovation and progression.
Also, they eat babies.
Sean Hannity just interviewed Rush Limbaugh on Fox News. I didn't think so much republicanism could fit in one room.
by YHHAWNFTPSHI February 04, 2009
Get the republicanmug. Approaching a car dealership, as if planning on buying the car, but with no intention to do so. After getting a detailed view of the car, checking it out face to face, and then taking it on a lengthy test drive, you then leave the dealership, claiming to no longer be interested.
"So I totally drove this sexy Viper the other day."
"No way! Where?"
"Dealership. drive n' ditched their ass."
"No way! Where?"
"Dealership. drive n' ditched their ass."
by YHHAWNFTPSHI April 02, 2009
Get the drive n' ditchmug. A number equal to 1 to anyone who understands math.
Topic should not even be a debate, however, it is understandibly quite hard to accept by some.
Topic should not even be a debate, however, it is understandibly quite hard to accept by some.
1.) All sequential repeating decimals can be expressed as the repeating series divided by a 9 per each digit.
For example, 3/7 = .428571~
Thus, 428571/999999 = .428571~
Therefore, 428571/999999 = 3/7
When we apply this rule to .9~:
9 is the repeating sequence. We put it over an identical number of 9's, which is one 9, thus giving us 9/9, which is 1.
2.) All rational numbers can be expressed as a/b with a and b as integers. .9~ is a rational number. Thusly, it can be expressed as a/b. 9.~'s a/b expression is 1/1. To all those who disagree, I challenge you to find another possible way that .9~ can be expressed as a/b.
3.) For any two numbers, there is an infinite number of other numbers that fit between them.
Example:
1.08, and 1.09.
1.081, 1.0801, 1.08001...
There are no numbers that can fit between .9~ and 1. thus, they must be equal.
Demonstrations:
1.)
Define x as .9~
x = .9~
10x = 9.9~
10x - x = 9
9x = 9
x = 1
Thus, .9~ = x = 1
2.)
1/3 = .3~
1/3 X 3 = 1
.3~ X 3 = .9~
If .3~ and 1/3 are equal, identical operations on them result in an equal product. Thus, .9~ = 1.
ARGUMENTS:
".9~ is not equal to 1, it gets closer to 1 with each 9 added but never reaches it"
Reply: .9~ is a number. This means it has value. The value of .9~ doesn't "get closer" to anything. It is a number, and has value.
"If .9~ equals 1, then doesn't 1.9~ equal 2, 2.9~ equal 3, 3.9~ = 4, and so forth?"
Reply: Yes.
"There is no point at which as certain number of 9's makes .9~ equal 1."
Reply:
Of course there isn't. If there were a point at which a certain number of nines "made" .9~ equal 1, then it would not be .9~ that equaled 1, just the decimal with enough nines to reach that point.
A "certain number of nines" directly contradicts the concept of an infinite string of nines. Approaching the question from this angle is entirely illogical.
For example, 3/7 = .428571~
Thus, 428571/999999 = .428571~
Therefore, 428571/999999 = 3/7
When we apply this rule to .9~:
9 is the repeating sequence. We put it over an identical number of 9's, which is one 9, thus giving us 9/9, which is 1.
2.) All rational numbers can be expressed as a/b with a and b as integers. .9~ is a rational number. Thusly, it can be expressed as a/b. 9.~'s a/b expression is 1/1. To all those who disagree, I challenge you to find another possible way that .9~ can be expressed as a/b.
3.) For any two numbers, there is an infinite number of other numbers that fit between them.
Example:
1.08, and 1.09.
1.081, 1.0801, 1.08001...
There are no numbers that can fit between .9~ and 1. thus, they must be equal.
Demonstrations:
1.)
Define x as .9~
x = .9~
10x = 9.9~
10x - x = 9
9x = 9
x = 1
Thus, .9~ = x = 1
2.)
1/3 = .3~
1/3 X 3 = 1
.3~ X 3 = .9~
If .3~ and 1/3 are equal, identical operations on them result in an equal product. Thus, .9~ = 1.
ARGUMENTS:
".9~ is not equal to 1, it gets closer to 1 with each 9 added but never reaches it"
Reply: .9~ is a number. This means it has value. The value of .9~ doesn't "get closer" to anything. It is a number, and has value.
"If .9~ equals 1, then doesn't 1.9~ equal 2, 2.9~ equal 3, 3.9~ = 4, and so forth?"
Reply: Yes.
"There is no point at which as certain number of 9's makes .9~ equal 1."
Reply:
Of course there isn't. If there were a point at which a certain number of nines "made" .9~ equal 1, then it would not be .9~ that equaled 1, just the decimal with enough nines to reach that point.
A "certain number of nines" directly contradicts the concept of an infinite string of nines. Approaching the question from this angle is entirely illogical.
by YHHAWNFTPSHI May 03, 2009
Get the .9~mug. Without question, or any sliver of doubt, the most underrated rock band of our lifetimes. One of the most incredibly talented bands, which unfortunately, are unheard of or unknown by many people. People instantly recognize songs such as "December" and "Shine," yet have never heard of Collective Soul.
Tracks produced by Collective Soul such as "Heavy," "She said," "Counting the Days," "Perfect Day" etc. are some of the greatest songs of our time, yet go unheard by virtually everyone.
by YHHAWNFTPSHI March 31, 2009
Get the collective soulmug. A pre-assembled rice burner.
Check out that V6 mustang. I love how it looks like it might have some power while that Camry smokes it.
by YHHAWNFTPSHI December 16, 2008
Get the v6 mustangmug. When the original poster of a forum thread is ridiculed, harassed, taunted, and humiliated due to the nature of the topic itself within the thread.
Basically, it's reverse trolling. The original poster starts a topic hoping to get shared interests, and instead the responses unanimously disagree with the OP (most likely due to the OP's newb status) regardless of their actual thoughts regarding the topic at hand. The OP then returns to defend his or her position until they are blue in the face and eventually meltdown in pure frustration and go absolutely bat shit bonkers.
OP meltdowns are hilarious.
Basically, it's reverse trolling. The original poster starts a topic hoping to get shared interests, and instead the responses unanimously disagree with the OP (most likely due to the OP's newb status) regardless of their actual thoughts regarding the topic at hand. The OP then returns to defend his or her position until they are blue in the face and eventually meltdown in pure frustration and go absolutely bat shit bonkers.
OP meltdowns are hilarious.
Did you see that newb post that topic in OT yesterday? The OP meltdown was so intense that the poster actually killed his entire family.
by YHHAWNFTPSHI October 18, 2009
Get the OP Meltdownmug. Cliffs: mofo driving a veyron runs into a salt water lagoon and left it running. Joebucked the engine.
by YHHAWNFTPSHI November 12, 2009
Get the joebuckedmug.