drive n' ditch

Approaching a car dealership, as if planning on buying the car, but with no intention to do so. After getting a detailed view of the car, checking it out face to face, and then taking it on a lengthy test drive, you then leave the dealership, claiming to no longer be interested.
"So I totally drove this sexy Viper the other day."

"No way! Where?"

"Dealership. drive n' ditched their ass."
by YHHAWNFTPSHI April 02, 2009
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.9~

A number equal to 1 to anyone who understands math.

Topic should not even be a debate, however, it is understandibly quite hard to accept by some.
1.) All sequential repeating decimals can be expressed as the repeating series divided by a 9 per each digit.

For example, 3/7 = .428571~
Thus, 428571/999999 = .428571~
Therefore, 428571/999999 = 3/7

When we apply this rule to .9~:

9 is the repeating sequence. We put it over an identical number of 9's, which is one 9, thus giving us 9/9, which is 1.

2.) All rational numbers can be expressed as a/b with a and b as integers. .9~ is a rational number. Thusly, it can be expressed as a/b. 9.~'s a/b expression is 1/1. To all those who disagree, I challenge you to find another possible way that .9~ can be expressed as a/b.

3.) For any two numbers, there is an infinite number of other numbers that fit between them.

Example:
1.08, and 1.09.

1.081, 1.0801, 1.08001...

There are no numbers that can fit between .9~ and 1. thus, they must be equal.

Demonstrations:

1.)

Define x as .9~
x = .9~
10x = 9.9~
10x - x = 9
9x = 9
x = 1

Thus, .9~ = x = 1

2.)
1/3 = .3~
1/3 X 3 = 1
.3~ X 3 = .9~

If .3~ and 1/3 are equal, identical operations on them result in an equal product. Thus, .9~ = 1.

ARGUMENTS:

".9~ is not equal to 1, it gets closer to 1 with each 9 added but never reaches it"

Reply: .9~ is a number. This means it has value. The value of .9~ doesn't "get closer" to anything. It is a number, and has value.

"If .9~ equals 1, then doesn't 1.9~ equal 2, 2.9~ equal 3, 3.9~ = 4, and so forth?"

Reply: Yes.

"There is no point at which as certain number of 9's makes .9~ equal 1."

Reply:

Of course there isn't. If there were a point at which a certain number of nines "made" .9~ equal 1, then it would not be .9~ that equaled 1, just the decimal with enough nines to reach that point.

A "certain number of nines" directly contradicts the concept of an infinite string of nines. Approaching the question from this angle is entirely illogical.
by YHHAWNFTPSHI May 03, 2009
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pro-life

A misleading phrase which should actually read: "Pro-governmental regulation and interference on actions that don't remotely nessesitate it."
I'm pro-life, because I believe the government is our moral authority, and knows what's best for us!
by YHHAWNFTPSHI May 29, 2009
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need for speed undercover

The racing game for the retarded kid. Every car in the game is able to go an excess of 140 mph in only a few seconds, and is able to corner flawlessly at ridiculous speeds. Playing the game requires no skill whatsoever. There is no use for the brake. You simply hold the right trigger and you win the race.
I was playing need for speed undercover the other day. Then I put forza in and couldn't make the simplest turns without hitting the wall.
by YHHAWNFTPSHI April 22, 2009
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republican

This is a true, and non-biased definition of the American poltical party. For insults, satire, and sarcasm, refer to anywhere else on this page.

Republicans generally speaking hold a right wing political stance. They believe that the economy should offer as much freedom as possible. They believe that capitalism and the free market are best in their purest, unregulated forms.

Republicans also hold the view that personal choices and personal freedoms should be restricted, in order to hold up a good "morale" for the nation.

This can be seen by issues such as abortion and gay marriage. Republicans generally hold the belief that both of these should be made illegal by the government in order to preserve "morality" and "traditional practices." (The quotes are there, because these things are relative.)

Republicans generally oppose stringent to moderate gun control.

Republicans generally support tradition and belief as opposed to innovation and progression.


Also, they eat babies.
Sean Hannity just interviewed Rush Limbaugh on Fox News. I didn't think so much republicanism could fit in one room.
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Mustang GT

A car that it mindlessly bought by teenagers under the impression that it is "fast" despite the fact that it needs a blower just to keep up with the camaros and trans ams from way back in '02.

The Mustang GT makes use of a 4.6L V8 engine, which basically gives the horsepower output of a sewing machine. Compare it to the 2010 Camaro's 6.3 L LS3 V8, producing over 130 more horsepowers than the GT's baby engine. The V6 Camaro is actually as powerful as the Mustang Gt's V8.
Look at that kid with the Mustang GT. He just challenged a Trans Am owner to a race. Poor kid is going to get embarrassed.
by YHHAWNFTPSHI May 06, 2009
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ab-fag

Someone (usually a member of BB.com) who goes to the gym to work out their abs. They work out not for gains in strength or performance, but for "the chicks." They never do integral powerlifting movements such as squats and deadlifts, and only bench press the night before they go to the club. Also see douche-bag.
That ab-fag just did 3 sets of abs and now he's going home to rub oil on his stomach. I wonder if any of his actual lifts have gone up in the last 6 years.
by YHHAWNFTPSHI October 04, 2010
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