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Conjectify 

To judge a person by one side they express.
Kevin: Yo dude I some one decided to Conjectify me! This chick saw me high and thought I am a total asshole.
Josh: That's so un-cool man you are awesome!
Conjectify by Kidofthestreets July 3, 2023
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correctify 

A portmanteau of correct and rectify.

To correctify something means to obsessively nitpick over details which in the pointy-headed purist's mind are so torturously annoying that he can't help but speak up about it. The significance of such details, however, is pure truthiness.

A behavior commonly associated with period nazis in the SCA and other medieval-recreation societies and LARPs.
Madus as they are used in the Amtgard LARP are hardly recognizable as "actual" madus, yet you'll often see players correctifying each other about what "real" madus should look like.
correctify by MatthiasFW April 22, 2008
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Correctify 

To resolve, combination of verb form of 'correct' and 'rectify'. As heard on the Jerry Springer show
Correctify me if i'm wrong.....
Correctify by Durwood254 February 17, 2004

conjection 

when a conflict arises from two sources of information which should be the same, but are totally different.
a classic standoism
e,g "there is a bit of conjection between these books"
conjection by trtemor21 August 9, 2006

Conjective

A medical condition that is serious and without hope. Terminal
She was dying from conjective heart failure
Conjective by Microvalidator June 18, 2016

Collectify 

"Collectify" is a term used when someone tries to label you (or another) by generalising who you are with that label.

You may also use the term "collectified", which is a term used to describe an individual (or group of individuals) who have been labelled under a generalisation without acknowledgment of their individuality.
Eg: "oh my gosh Sharon, is she trying to collectify you as a person of colour just because you were born with darker skin tones. Arn't you a human?"

Eg: "that group of people just collectified me as a white person, even though I have never seen myself as anything other than human."

Eg: "I was collectified by the media today, they informed the public that 3 out of 5 white men have the potential to be rapists."

Eg: "Don't let them collectify who you are Kazza. You are not the bad things that someone else has done, their actions are separate to who you are."
Collectify by Mr H20 July 26, 2022

Collectify 

"Collectify" is a term used when someone tries to label you (or another) by generalising who you are with that label.

You may also use the term "collectified", which is a term used to describe an individual (or group of individuals) who have been labelled under a generalisation without acknowledgment of their individuality.
Eg: "Don't let them collectify who you are Kazza. You are not the bad things that someone else has done, their actions are separate to who you are."

Eg: "oh my gosh Sharon, is she trying to collectify you as a person of colour just because you were born with darker skin tones. Arn't you a human?"
Collectify by Mr H20 August 6, 2022
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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