conjection 

when a conflict arises from two sources of information which should be the same, but are totally different.

a classic standoism
e,g "there is a bit of conjection between these books"

conjection by trtemor21 August 9, 2006

Geneva Convention 

A set of optional guidelines set up after World War 2. Some people refere to them as the Geneva Suggestions

George:"hey you cant just cluster bomb an orphanage, thats against the Geneva Convention!"

Mad Man:"Geneva Convention more like Geneva Suggestions!"

Geneva Convention by NutNibbler5000 June 17, 2020

Geneva convention 

A fun to do list

The geneva convention is a fun to do list

Geneva convention by luisthewoz December 12, 2020

connection terminated 

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend.

i was about to kill the night guard until i got connection terminated

connection terminated by Sr_Mario May 6, 2021

Dry Lunch Convention 

A meeting or party where the people all lack charisma and banter.

Greg: How was the Christmas party last night?
Terence: It was shit mate, total dry lunch convention.

Dry Lunch Convention by Cheesed1ck December 5, 2019

my internet connection 

Trash

My internet connection is trash

my internet connection by Sanguine Pendulum May 4, 2018

Jimmy Dean convention 

A social event with far more males in attendance than females, i.e. a sausage-fest.

We went to the bar last night and it was like a damned Jimmy Dean convention in there.

Jimmy Dean convention by Count de Monet April 3, 2009