Conjambulated 

You’re mind in crazy. You have no idea what’s going on. Fuck it mindset

I’m so conjambulated it makes me want to rip my eyes out.

Conjambulated by qoitree April 26, 2022

conjackulated 

Jacked up to the point of being ridonculous. Sometimes used to describe an incredibly ugly person as well.

That chick's face is conjackulated. She best get a nose job soon.

conjackulated by Jaide Macabre December 9, 2008

contabulated 

To regroup, to organize your thoughts when your mind is spinning.

I just came home from a long day at work. The house is a mess, dirty floors, dirty dishes, how did the fly get in here? The newspaper is spread all over the rug, the dog is barking at me, the kids are yelling for dinner. Please everyone! Give me just a moment to get contabulated!

contabulated by sharw135 April 30, 2011

conjubulated 

A feeling experienced when Chris Lantz's mother is sighted. Usually ends in boner-induction.

Dude, when I saw Chris's mom the other day, I got totally conjubulated!

conjubulated by Dr. Wanker March 6, 2005

conjubulated 

when confused at the sight of Chris Reed's mom(york, pa)

Wow after seeing Chris Reed's mom... im conjubulated as to if i should kiss her or burn her alive

conjubulated by Chris Meek July 10, 2003

Contabulated 

Uberly tired. Exhausted. Completely lacking energy. Sleepy

I was pretty contabulated after that long days' hard work.

Contabulated by Toodles the Turtle July 17, 2011

Confabulated 

When you are confused as hell

So you wanna lie about getting my dog Pregnant pregnant

What I’m “confabulated”

Confabulated by Niggatonimemes November 30, 2019