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Confidant 

a very loyal and, trust worthy person that you can share your innermost secretes with that will never share your information to another soul, EVER.
Cookie on #Empire is Luscious's confidant, She went to jail for her family and never snitched.
Confidant by TheTechTycoon July 3, 2015

Confunted 

the amalgam of cunt and confused, used when somebody displays confusion while intoxicated.
Example: "Mate you want a mixed kebab?" "What the fuck are you saying? I'm confunted."
Confunted by Thomas Parfrey January 1, 2009

Confusatory 

Man, Ms. Jones assignment is confusatory, man.
Confusatory by Byez November 1, 2004

Confundanturphobia 

The fear of getting merge conflicts while developing a (software) project.
"Maybe we should do all coding on one branch, by one developer...", said the junior developer. "That is just your confundanturphobia talking, it will be fine", said the senior lead developer.
Confundanturphobia by Malgefor November 27, 2017

confuzadoodled 

The word “confuzadoodled” represents the known feeling of being confused, except at a higher standard.
Mom: there is their, there, & they’re in the English language.
Me: I am confuzadoodled!
confuzadoodled by em.ilyy.c December 21, 2021

confusation

An exchange of dialogue without the exchange of logic or understanding.
I overheard a confusation between a christian and a scientologist this morning. It was basically a futile debate between mythology and science fiction.
confusation by chendy April 21, 2008
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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