Confuzant 

“Confusing” but in romanian because apparently there isn’t a direct translation for it

Citatul este confuzant (the quote is confusing)

Confuzant by Yeethawy April 28, 2020

Confidant 

a very loyal and, trust worthy person that you can share your innermost secretes with that will never share your information to another soul, EVER.

Cookie on #Empire is Luscious's confidant, She went to jail for her family and never snitched.

Confidant by TheTechTycoon July 3, 2015

Confunted 

the amalgam of cunt and confused, used when somebody displays confusion while intoxicated.

Example: "Mate you want a mixed kebab?" "What the fuck are you saying? I'm confunted."

Confunted by Thomas Parfrey January 1, 2009

Confusatory 

Means that the situation is confusing

Man, Ms. Jones assignment is confusatory, man.

Confusatory by Byez November 1, 2004

Confundanturphobia 

The fear of getting merge conflicts while developing a (software) project.

"Maybe we should do all coding on one branch, by one developer...", said the junior developer. "That is just your confundanturphobia talking, it will be fine", said the senior lead developer.

Confundanturphobia by Malgefor November 27, 2017

confuzadoodled 

The word “confuzadoodled” represents the known feeling of being confused, except at a higher standard.

Mom: there is their, there, & they’re in the English language.
Me: I am confuzadoodled!

confuzadoodled by em.ilyy.c December 21, 2021

confusation

An exchange of dialogue without the exchange of logic or understanding.

I overheard a confusation between a christian and a scientologist this morning. It was basically a futile debate between mythology and science fiction.

confusation by chendy April 21, 2008