confubating 

Masturbating while confused why your masturbating.

I was confubating while drunk last night

confubating by Jazzzzzy February 18, 2018

confubbling 

Causing physical confusion and mental diorientation

See confubbled and confubble. This test is extrememly confubbling. I heard that it once caused a senior permanent phsycological problems.

confubbling by Coty's Girl November 26, 2005

Confubering 

When you’re tying to order an Uber, but you’re totally confused about where TF you’re headed.

Wait, I can’t listen to you right now, I’m confubering.

Confubering by Marinchicks December 14, 2018

Confurting 

Confurting is to change one's religious faith or other beliefs to the man of a fucking furry that briefly terrify me.

Furry: Nigga in confurting distance

Nigga: Da Fuck

2 hours later

Nigga be a furry

Confurting by The Shovel Colonel December 22, 2019

Condabating 

Using a condom to masturbate. This is so you don't get "it" all over yourself. Best thing ever!

Dude, last night i was condabating.

Condabating by KidAwkward October 31, 2011

confucting

A word to express something that is both confusing and conflicting at the same time.

The idea that Earth IS Hell is a very confucting concept.

confucting by Julius F. Tenpenny March 6, 2022

Conflating

They're changing the terms because you're conflating the terms, retard. You just did just there. You brought it up in the Matt Walsh fucking episode! You acknowledge the difference between the attraction (as something that nothing can be done about) and the thing you're conflating with (molestation).

Hym "You're conflating the attraction and the molestation so they're changing the terms because they don't think you understand the difference."

A retard "I don't care!"

Hym "Yeah, I know and I don't care if your kid gets fucked and decapitated but the problem with that is you're a minority class and you don't have rights or authority over non-criminals (people who have not committed a crime) you also don't actually have ANY authority because you haven't been elected and what you're trying to do is carve out an inflated moral status as parents that gives you the right to circumvent the judicial process. And in the same way you care more about me not getting my money than you do about me walking out of my door right now and stabing my neighbors kids... I care more about you not doing that than I do about your kids getting fucked. Because you're shit. And your kids are shit. And you need to do a The Mist to yourself and your kids. The pedos are everywhere! It's the only way to keep them safe!"

Conflating by Hym Iam March 5, 2024