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congradulate 

To give praise for ones accomplishments only after said person paid way too much for a college edumacation.
Eric paid a lot of money for college, finally got a job and asked people to congradulate him.
congradulate by Crazymikie July 28, 2008

i, evax humbly submit a toast to nicholas alexander for successfully managing to pirate warcraft iii so he may play defense of the ancients. congratulations, nick. enjoy your dota. 

CONSUME THE CUM CHALICE
I, EvaX humbly submit a toast to Nicholas Alexander for successfully managing to pirate WarCraft III so he may play defense of the ancients. Congratulations, Nick. Enjoy your dota.

Premature Congratulation 

Where you wish people happy *event* (birthday and such) earlier than it actually is
Premature Congratulation. Mother's day was sunday, I showed up at my moms house with flowers on saturday .

Congratulations Effect 

Releasing a song congratulating another channel for overtaking your channel, but then you start to gain subscribers making you the winner again.
Adam: Did you see what the Congratulations Effect did to pewdiepie’s channel?
Eve: Yes, he started winning again!

Contadulate

To bust a nut in someones ass
She begged me to Contadulate in her ass
Contadulate by Contadulater February 15, 2018

Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos 

An annoying as fuck website ad that everyone has heard and serves absolutely no
purpose. DAM TO HELL THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CREATION OF THIS AD.
Justin: "Hey John, I just found this cool website."

John: "Really Justin? What is it?"

Justin: "Its called Megavideo"

*Justin types web address into computer and hits enter*

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: "CONGRADULATIONS. YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED..."

Justin & John: "AHHHH MAKE IT STOP"

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: TO RECEIVE 2 FREE IPOD NANOS"


The devil's words:Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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