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CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Used in place of "consume" to mock rampant consumerism.

See also: Consoomer
You need to get a job so that you can CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.
CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOM by sid_ December 2, 2020

Cofoofoo 

Threaten or inflict someone's every single bone.
or, To deactivate someone's nervous system.
I am going to cofoofoo you.
Cofoofoo by Purtemtus November 12, 2021

contoocook 

the village in the town of hopkinton NH named by native americans. also a word no masshole can pronounce.
masshole: where do you live?
wicked awesome NH resident: contoocook
masshole: haha what was that co-ton-a-cook?

wicked awesome NH resident: *blank stare. proceeds to run over with a moose. stands over masshole and says 'ya bitch ya!'
contoocook by JQ of c-ville July 6, 2009

confoosion 

Describes da chaotic rumpus dat occurs when playing table-football.
I never saw da appeal of table-soccer; to me, it's just a lot of confoosion!
confoosion by QuacksO May 1, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026