Confoofoo

When you take a shit that's half constipated and half diarrhea.

This morning I took such a huge confoofoo. Or man who left this giant confoofoo on the hood of my car?

Confoofoo by stellaBlueu13 April 24, 2026

CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Used in place of "consume" to mock rampant consumerism.

See also: Consoomer

You need to get a job so that you can CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOM by sid_ December 2, 2020

Cofoofoo 

Threaten or inflict someone's every single bone.
or, To deactivate someone's nervous system.

I am going to cofoofoo you.

Cofoofoo by Purtemtus November 12, 2021

contoocook 

the village in the town of hopkinton NH named by native americans. also a word no masshole can pronounce.

masshole: where do you live?
wicked awesome NH resident: contoocook
masshole: haha what was that co-ton-a-cook?

wicked awesome NH resident: *blank stare. proceeds to run over with a moose. stands over masshole and says 'ya bitch ya!'

contoocook by JQ of c-ville July 6, 2009

confoosion 

Describes da chaotic rumpus dat occurs when playing table-football.

I never saw da appeal of table-soccer; to me, it's just a lot of confoosion!

confoosion by QuacksO May 1, 2022