masshole

1. For residents of Massachusetts, it is an achieved title for drving faster, being wreckless, cutting other drivers off often, and having no patience for other drivers on the road.

2. For non-residents of Massachusetts, it is a term of dislike for the people of Massachusetts that drive like an asshole.
1. I was such a masshole today when I went down route 128 at 98 mph.

2. Don't even think about cutting me off, you masshole!
by proud masshole December 07, 2004
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1) A person from Massachusetts
2) A terrible driver
3) All of the above
Drive through Boston, and the meaning of the word will become clear.
WHAT THE HELL that fucking masshole just cut me off!
by Joel June 10, 2004
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I'm a masshole and I'm proud of it!
Sox and Pats kick ass!
by JasonGiambi December 10, 2004
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1.) According to an outsider...

The word Masshole is used to describe someone from Massachusetts who is a bad driver, obnoxious, belligerent, ignorant, arrogant, and rude.

2.) To a MASSHOLE...

It's a word we take with the utmost pride. We consider it a compliment.

We're not bad drivers...it's actually more like efficient aggressiveness. Maybe it pisses you off, but hey we get to where we need to be in a timely manner.

Obnoxious & belligerent? Yes. But this is something we also take with pride. Who cares if I'm dancing on my chair at a Sox game singing 'Sweet Caroline' at the top of my lungs while double fisting 2 beers? I sure as fuck don't...and if you do, then it probably means I'm having more fun than you are.

Ignorant & rude? No. We're just not fake. We don't go out of our way to stop and say, "Hi, how are ya?" to every Tom, Dick, and Harry we pass on the street.

Arrogant? Abso-fuckin-lutely.

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We took the kids to the Bruins parade for a nice family fun day in Boston and everyone was drunk, shirtless, and climbing on rooftops before noon time. That's the last time I expose my precious angels to a bunch of Massholes.
by DWowww January 25, 2012
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Massachusetts Asshole. Dickish, loud, ignorant despite living near the most prestigious colleges in the country, elitist, bad driver, jealous of New York, lives in an overpriced shithole with nothing to show for it, yet proud of it for some reason.
Normal Person: You're such a fucking Masshole. Why is that?

Masshole: Uhhh....errrr....Yankees suck!
by Nuevo York January 28, 2008
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One who drives like a jerk, doesn't know how to drive, or drives really slow. These people are from Massachusetts (hence the term masshole)
I missed my exit cause the masshole in front of me was talking on his cellphone
by DizzyLizzy November 20, 2006
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A person who is a total asshole and lives in Massachusetts. The epitome of a masshole is their former governor and Presidential candidate Mitt Romney.
Former Governor Mitt Romney proved just how big a masshole he is when he made the MTA chair a scapegoat in the Big Dig collapse that killed a woman just for his own national ambitions.
by S.E. Nelson May 22, 2008
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