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A person or group who exceeds the limits of being a douche canoe
Grady, you are a douche freight train
by sid_ August 23, 2017

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Used in place of "consume" to mock rampant consumerism.

See also: Consoomer
You need to get a job so that you can CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.
by sid_ December 02, 2020

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Lib
Occasionally used ironically as a shorthand of "liberal" to insult someone who may or may not actually be a liberal.
Jeff: Fuck you, you're a lib
Joe: Fuck you. Aren't you a lib?
Jeff: You're a lib, fuck you.
by sid_ October 05, 2020

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A mental illness often suffered by Linux users who insist everyone and everything should use Linux.

Categorized by frequent repetition of tasks the likes of "sudo pacman -Syu" or "neofetch"
Can also be categorized by constant tinkering, or insistence that it was the sufferer who broke the system.
Arch Linux user's terminal history: "yay -Syu\n neofetch\n neofetch\n sl | lolcat\n yay -Syu\n..."
Arch Linux user: "I had a productive day today."
Reasonable person: "Mate, you have Linux OCD, you spend 7 hours checking for package updates and running neofetch and sl..."
by sid_ March 14, 2021

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