Condulusion 

To subvert the facts of a standard to fit ones own standards.

Condulusion: He conduluded himself in claiming to be a women for wanting to be one.

Noun: Conduluded

Verb: To condulude

Condulusion by TheWatchmen6 November 29, 2019

conclusionary

a word or phrase that draws the intention of a conclusion.
A phrase being a conclusionary statement.

conclusionary statements:

In conclusion, In retrospect, as a result of, therefore, proving my point that...(etc)

conclusionary by Ttddhj November 17, 2007

Jumping to Conclusions 

When you add 2 and 2 together... and get 22

Person A: "Yeah so I saw your girlfriend talking to Brad last night and she said..."
*Interruption by Person B*
Person B: "Holy Sh*t! She's cheating on me!"
Person A: "Dude, stop jumping to conclusions! She said he needs to get a life!"
Person B: "Oh..."

Jumping to Conclusions by Future Mind-Controlling Robots July 26, 2010

condillusion 

The nefarious, guerrilla manufacturing tactic of producing plastic bottles that color-match the condiment contained therein; thus creating an unhappy illusion of a full bottle when, in reality, the opposite condition exists.

The next MOF that passes me a condillusion ketchup bottle gets it shoved up their ass...I'm tired of false marketing bullshit; whatever happened to clear-fuckin' plastic that doesn't lie to ya?

condillusion by YAWA December 26, 2017

Jump to conclusions mat 

its a mat with different conclusions you can jump too. the worst idea ever.

see office space

Jump to conclusions mat by vincenzo December 3, 2003

conflusion 

The aggregation or streaming together of multiple confusing items, as in a confluence of confusion.

Together, the days events left him in a state of conflusion.

conflusion by Huvants Tuneau May 16, 2007

conclusionist 

A person that always jumps to conclusions, no matter what is meant or said.

Julie is such a conclusionist, when I told her I would like to look at cars, she jumped to the conclusion that I want to buy another car.

conclusionist by Gadget King September 25, 2011