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convulsions 

What some (and only some) women experience when brought to orgasm by really, really large penises. They start shaking and can't help but make the most earthmoving shrieks and sounds, while their bodies contort and the rush of pleasure is almost too much for them to handle.
He tied me down spread eagle on the table and forced orgasm after squirting orgasm out of my small, quivering frame. The convulsions in my vagina were so strong that i was pumping out my juices all over his rock hard, 9 inch long, 6 1/2 inch circumference cock.
convulsions by Joe8991 April 13, 2007
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confusionship 

A phenomenon when a couple of interacting people have neither a well defined friendship nor an FWB nor a romantic relationship and thus their attraction is still undefined to them both, yet they're definite about defining it as soon as possible.
The state of confusion before defining your sort of relationship with the person.
We were in a confusionship, but eventually deconfused ourselves and got romantically involved.
confusionship by Zeguy Lestrange January 27, 2016

Jumping to Conclusions 

When you add 2 and 2 together... and get 22
Person A: "Yeah so I saw your girlfriend talking to Brad last night and she said..."
*Interruption by Person B*
Person B: "Holy Sh*t! She's cheating on me!"
Person A: "Dude, stop jumping to conclusions! She said he needs to get a life!"
Person B: "Oh..."

Jump to conclusions mat 

its a mat with different conclusions you can jump too. the worst idea ever.
see office space
Jump to conclusions mat by vincenzo December 3, 2003

Los Angeles punani sushi convulsion

A spontaneous action done by a couple when shushi - and a matchking appetite - and hornyness are combined. The female partner assumes a position in which hips are angled from 45° to 90° degrees. Thereupon shushi, Makizushi is considered the cold standard, is inserted into the vaginal vestibule, topped up with soy sauce. Through the power of contractions, the female attempts to force the shushi into the male's mouth, which is optimally positioned between the female's thighs, flushly against the vaginal opening; however, the positioning of the mouth is not perscribed, and changes may be made for trickshotting, ultimately making this a fun, bonding and competitive experience for all participants.

This stunt is only enjoyable with a female who is based in Los Angeles. The origin of the male partner is largely considered irrelevant. This is reasoned by the destinct flavour and state of vagina - reffered to as punani - of Los Angeles Females: They often flaunt a fishy smell and taste, which is primarily caused by dried seminal fluid in the general area. This specific variation of punani is perfect for shushi, as it complements the taste.

For beginners, it may seem hard to engage in a Los Angeles punani sushi convulsion, as it is not always easy to find the right punani. However, experts have found that for an attractive, muscular male specimin, taking a shirtless walk on one of LA's many boardwalks will present many oppertunities.
Ever since I've experienced the Los Angeles punani sushi convulsion, shushi has never been the same for me, dude.

Hey bae, Los Angeles punani sushi convulsion later?

post-micturition convulsion syndrome 

That involuntary crazy-go-nuts wiggle dance that you get sometimes after you pee. Check out the sciencey stuff on Wikipedia.

Also known as a peegasm or pee shivers.
Buddy 1: Hey, Buddy 2, this morning I had to take a huge leak and I totally got post-micturition convulsion syndrome afterwards.

Buddy 2: Alright, Buddy 1! I totally got post-micturition convulsion syndrome this morning too! High-five!

Buddy 1: I guess this makes us post-micturition convulsion syndrome pals!

Both: HA HA HA HA!!!111ExclamationpointOnezorz

jumping to conclusions 

paige and grace when there is no one else on the group facetime

they always think that everyone else is in another chat talking shit about them
paige and grace are always jumping to conclusions
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