Faint heart never won a fair lady, but now that I see you up close, I think I am gonna faint, so can I sit down or are you like all solitudinous?
by Dictotater September 21, 2011
Certain women are always trying to convert him and sometimes he plays along and sometimes they are fertile and because they are just fooling around, a condom would make it too seriously hetero. That's how gayvolution works; itsa lotta gay men with some baby mamas out there.
by Dictotater February 07, 2013
Creature from a mythological world in which Susan B. Anthony was one of Joseph Smith's 37 wives and produced feminist Mormon offspring.
How can you vote for Romney and yet still claim to be a feminist?
Well, I was raised Mormon so I want my guy to win. I guess I'm a Femormonist.
And yet your head hasn't exploded yet...how does that work?
Well, I was raised Mormon so I want my guy to win. I guess I'm a Femormonist.
And yet your head hasn't exploded yet...how does that work?
by Dictotater September 24, 2012
"I hate the zoo."
"It's not so bad. Look, the lions are humping."
"I know, I've already got an awkbone."
"So that's why those girls are staring at you."
"Damn, stand in front of me."
"Sorry, bro, no can do."
"It's not so bad. Look, the lions are humping."
"I know, I've already got an awkbone."
"So that's why those girls are staring at you."
"Damn, stand in front of me."
"Sorry, bro, no can do."
by Dictotater August 23, 2012
by Dictotater September 21, 2011
If the groom's friends supply enough used condoms, they may be able to make enough condomiums to lift the flower girl into the air.
by Dictotater December 25, 2013
Eleanor won't go outside because she is afraid some dronerist is going to fly a drone overhead and spray her with something nasty.
by Dictotater December 03, 2014