Definitions by Dictotater

dronerist 

Terrorist who uses a drone in an attack on a civilian population.

Eleanor won't go outside because she is afraid some dronerist is going to fly a drone overhead and spray her with something nasty.

dronerist by Dictotater December 3, 2014

Condomium

Used condom filled with helium

If the groom's friends supply enough used condoms, they may be able to make enough condomiums to lift the flower girl into the air.

Condomium by Dictotater December 24, 2013

Gayvolution 

Evolution resulting in homosexuality, despite apparent selective disadvantage.

Certain women are always trying to convert him and sometimes he plays along and sometimes they are fertile and because they are just fooling around, a condom would make it too seriously hetero. That's how gayvolution works; itsa lotta gay men with some baby mamas out there.

Gayvolution by Dictotater February 7, 2013

Femormonist 

Creature from a mythological world in which Susan B. Anthony was one of Joseph Smith's 37 wives and produced feminist Mormon offspring.

How can you vote for Romney and yet still claim to be a feminist?

Well, I was raised Mormon so I want my guy to win. I guess I'm a Femormonist.

And yet your head hasn't exploded yet...how does that work?

Femormonist by Dictotater September 24, 2012

Awkbone 

A boner at an awkward time.

"I hate the zoo."
"It's not so bad. Look, the lions are humping."
"I know, I've already got an awkbone."
"So that's why those girls are staring at you."
"Damn, stand in front of me."
"Sorry, bro, no can do."

Awkbone by Dictotater August 24, 2012

solitudinous

Intentionally solitary in a public setting.

Faint heart never won a fair lady, but now that I see you up close, I think I am gonna faint, so can I sit down or are you like all solitudinous?

solitudinous by Dictotater September 22, 2011

solo polo 

Exploring the urban jungle without accompaniment.

When I want a wing man, I'll let you know, bro, but tonight I'm solo polo.

solo polo by Dictotater September 22, 2011