Conckq

A person who is dumb as rocks.

you a conckq fr.

Conckq by TKA2 April 22, 2026

Cockqualung 

The highly valued skill of being able to suck dick underwater without taking a breath for a long time.

Sheila used her cockqualung to go down on me for the longest time while we were in the pool. I blew my wad and she wasn't even out of air yet!

Cockqualung by Manpigbear April 12, 2011

Concked 

A term used in the southern U.S. states.

To have fallen asleep as soon as you hit your bed.

After a long day of work, she concked out as soon as she got home.

Concked by kanga♧roo December 18, 2019

cockqueef 

A quofe or dick fart.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly cockqueef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

cockqueef by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

CockQuake 

The laziest possible way to masturbate. One rests their hand over their genitals during an earthquake and the earth does all the jacking.

TV Announcer: The San Andreas fault is about to produce a magnitude 7 earthquake, evacuate your homes immediately

Lazy guy: *puts hand on penis* aight time for a CockQuake

CockQuake by **Bitch Nigga** July 6, 2019

Conck

A mix of cock and cunt put together

dude, Sarah was a Conck yesterday

Conck by sluggamugga July 18, 2011

cockquest 

The amount of men a girl has slept with.

girl 1: If you had to say, what is the total of your cockquest?
Girl 2: about 5 or 6

cockquest by missym December 14, 2014