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cockqueef 

A quofe or dick fart.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly cockqueef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
cockqueef by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

cockquest 

The amount of men a girl has slept with.
girl 1: If you had to say, what is the total of your cockquest?
Girl 2: about 5 or 6
cockquest by missym December 14, 2014

cockquest 

Refers to the collection of women a man has had sex with, i.e has 'conquered' with his cock. The term does imply a sense of pride and achievement from the male's point of view, similar in many ways to a military conquest, hence the term.
A: This guy is so annoying, he never stops talking about his cockquests.
B: Hey dude, I think we've heard enough about your cockquest list.
C: OK, I'll shut up, but first you have to tell me how long your cockquest lists are...
A & B: F*"K O#F!
C: I think I'll just right a book about my cockquests...
cockquest by georgeloy September 9, 2010

cockueror 

Person 1: HOLY SHIT!11 I COCKUERORED A COCK!
Person 2: Thats Epic!11
cockueror by Arras fan conq February 10, 2022

Cockquest 

The number of cocks conquered by a woman
Friend : Hows your cockquest going?

Girl : 16..
Cockquest by Starship December 1, 2013

cockqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm 

You just typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm but with cock before it. You have reached not just ultimate boredom but also ultimate funny.
Ex. cockqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm!

Friend: What?
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
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