CockQuake

The laziest possible way to masturbate. One rests their hand over their genitals during an earthquake and the earth does all the jacking.

TV Announcer: The San Andreas fault is about to produce a magnitude 7 earthquake, evacuate your homes immediately

Lazy guy: *puts hand on penis* aight time for a CockQuake

by **Bitch Nigga** July 7, 2019