CockQuake

The laziest possible way to masturbate. One rests their hand over their genitals during an earthquake and the earth does all the jacking.

TV Announcer: The San Andreas fault is about to produce a magnitude 7 earthquake, evacuate your homes immediately

Lazy guy: *puts hand on penis* aight time for a CockQuake

by **Bitch Nigga** July 6, 2019

Cockqualung

The highly valued skill of being able to suck dick underwater without taking a breath for a long time.

Sheila used her cockqualung to go down on me for the longest time while we were in the pool. I blew my wad and she wasn't even out of air yet!

by Manpigbear April 12, 2011

Cocksucker blues

A feeling of sadness and depression, but also anger and irritability among gay men that haven’t sucked cock for a while.

Gabi has the cocksucker blues again. It’s been a wile since he sucked some man meat.

by kam75xx December 31, 2017

fucking cocksucker motherfucker

Famous slur from the film "Usual Suspects"

Give me the fucking keys you fucking cocksucker motherfucker!

by Loods October 5, 2007

Cocksuckectomy

When a girl uses her vacuum cleaner on your mouth

Elizabeth performed a cocksuckectomy procedure on me, she really sucked the life out of me

by Punkrck1995 May 11, 2021

CUNT-FUCK NIGGER FAGGOT BITCH WHORE SLUT FUCKER COCKSUCKER

What you call someone when you're *really* angry.

YOU'RE SUCH A CUNT-FUCK NIGGER FAGGOT BITCH WHORE SLUT FUCKER COCKSUCKER

by AveTrueToCaesar November 14, 2019

cold calling cocksucker

Some poor schmuck tethered to a phone peddling shitty mechandise or services to random numbers.

Craig G. Sat in a cubicle calling random people all day trying to sell them shitty stocks which he knows nothing about. What a cold calling cocksucker!

by Frankie2times September 16, 2016