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Conceal Mint 

A power mint plant in Plants vs. Zombies 2, also a word play on Concealment. Also is the in-game name of a great Brawl Stars Player and a person.
I planted Conceal Mint to drag the freakin zombies down!
Conceal Mint by tthendralz August 2, 2022

Conceal and carry 

When you have a druggy girlfriend, but try to hide that detail from everyone .
I would hang out later, but sorry it's a conceal and Carry night .
Conceal and carry by xwickedxxpediax December 25, 2020

conceal the saveloy 

"Let's all conceal the saveloy!"

skank conceal 

Skank Conceal

Verb
Skank Concealing-
1. A way of placing only the most attractive pictures of yourself in your myspace profile or dating website. Thus, concealing your true skanky self.
2. A form of deception. Skank concealing is especially deceiving to men trying to find a woman without STD’s.

Noun.
Skank Concealor-
1. A disguise used to cover up trailer-trash flaws. See Pretty Woman.
2. A person that uses Cover Girl to hide the truth about their features and/or personality.
3. Looking or acting proper in a social situation or public space whilst knowing you banged 5 guys the night before and are still smelling of fumunda.
What a skank concealor! Lauren’s picture on myspace doesn’t even look like her. I can’t see her lazy eye or black roots!

True dat! That stank ass ho has caked on the skank concealor!
skank conceal by Stinky McBurr April 6, 2006

Congealed Beef 

Congealed Beef by FLANYC November 13, 2011

concealer stick 

A subtle way to talk about a vibrator. Most men will think you are talking about make up
Jenny: oh looks like I need to pick up a new concealer stick

Brad: you spend too much money on make up

Jenny: but my concealer stick makes me happy... can I borrow 50 bucks? I need to get the one with two different ends on it

Brad: *hands over cash* hope this makes you happy

Jenny: *evil grin* you have no idea
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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