Beautiful

The type of person who would read this definition

She read the definition of beautiful, now she's a believer

by xwickedxxpediax August 07, 2022

Pasta potato bitches

A meal consisting of mashed potatoes wrapped in pasta

I want some pasta potato bitches !

by xwickedxxpediax January 11, 2021

Turns out

When there is nothing else to say except to make the previous statement humorous or contradictive

I've never kissed a dude. Turns out

by xwickedxxpediax December 29, 2020

Nice hair

When someone doesn't hear you say something funny or sarcastic so you have to say something to get out of repeating yourself.

Me: Damn this girl...
Her: what?

Me: i said you have nice hair !

by xwickedxxpediax January 12, 2021

Conceal and carry

When you have a druggy girlfriend, but try to hide that detail from everyone .

I would hang out later, but sorry it's a conceal and Carry night .

by xwickedxxpediax December 25, 2020

Butt crumbs

When you fart and a subtle and tiny amount of poop slips out.

I had so much gas , i probably had butt crumbs

by xwickedxxpediax August 30, 2021

A person

A mistaken dehydrated employee emerging from the confines of their work station to quench said thirst that inadvertently scares the in charge personnel

Oh Lee you scared me , I thought you were a person

by xwickedxxpediax December 29, 2020