Trouser mole

a penis
"Would you like to see my pimple-headed trouser mole?"
by IvorBiggunFan March 22, 2024
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The Honourable Member who stands for Hampton Wick

1) a penis
2) a posh Londoner, especially one with a big member
Ivor Biggun used this term in his song "Hide the Sausage"
"See him over there? That's the Honourable Member who stands for Hampton Wick"
"Heard about him and his member"
"It's an Honourable Member and don't you forget it!"
by IvorBiggunFan March 23, 2024
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One-eyed zipper rat

a penis
"Show the one-eyed zipper rat just where to hide his nose"
by IvorBiggunFan March 22, 2024
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Guided muscle

a penis
"Oooh look! Here comes a guided muscle to blast you into maternity..."
by IvorBiggunFan March 22, 2024
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conceal the saveloy

To masturbate
"Let's all conceal the saveloy!"
by IvorBiggunFan March 23, 2024
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Pork clarinet

a penis
"I'm going home to watch porn. I'll play a tune on my pork clarinet."
by IvorBiggunFan March 23, 2024
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go barmy with the salami

To masturbate
"Let's go barmy with the salami"
by IvorBiggunFan March 23, 2024
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