Definitions by IvorBiggunFan

The Honourable Member who stands for Hampton Wick 

1) a penis
2) a posh Londoner, especially one with a big member
Ivor Biggun used this term in his song "Hide the Sausage"

"See him over there? That's the Honourable Member who stands for Hampton Wick"
"Heard about him and his member"
"It's an Honourable Member and don't you forget it!"

The Honourable Member who stands for Hampton Wick by IvorBiggunFan March 23, 2024

roly-poly pud 

a penis

"His roly-poly pud is tiny!"

roly-poly pud by IvorBiggunFan March 23, 2024

go barmy with the salami 

To masturbate

"Let's go barmy with the salami"

go barmy with the salami by IvorBiggunFan March 23, 2024

conceal the saveloy 

To masturbate

"Let's all conceal the saveloy!"

conceal the saveloy by IvorBiggunFan March 23, 2024

Pork clarinet 

a penis

"I'm going home to watch porn. I'll play a tune on my pork clarinet."

Pork clarinet by IvorBiggunFan March 23, 2024

Guided muscle 

a penis

"Oooh look! Here comes a guided muscle to blast you into maternity..."

Guided muscle by IvorBiggunFan March 21, 2024

One-eyed zipper rat 

a penis

"Show the one-eyed zipper rat just where to hide his nose"

One-eyed zipper rat by IvorBiggunFan March 21, 2024