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Guided muscle

"Oooh look! Here comes a guided muscle to blast you into maternity..."
by IvorBiggunFan March 21, 2024
mugGet the Guided musclemug.

Trouser mole

"Would you like to see my pimple-headed trouser mole?"
by IvorBiggunFan March 21, 2024
mugGet the Trouser molemug.

roly-poly pud

"His roly-poly pud is tiny!"
by IvorBiggunFan March 23, 2024
mugGet the roly-poly pudmug.

conceal the saveloy

"Let's all conceal the saveloy!"
by IvorBiggunFan March 23, 2024
mugGet the conceal the saveloymug.

One-eyed zipper rat

"Show the one-eyed zipper rat just where to hide his nose"
by IvorBiggunFan March 21, 2024
mugGet the One-eyed zipper ratmug.

go barmy with the salami

"Let's go barmy with the salami"
by IvorBiggunFan March 23, 2024
mugGet the go barmy with the salamimug.

The Honourable Member who stands for Hampton Wick

1) a penis
2) a posh Londoner, especially one with a big member
Ivor Biggun used this term in his song "Hide the Sausage"
"See him over there? That's the Honourable Member who stands for Hampton Wick"
"Heard about him and his member"
"It's an Honourable Member and don't you forget it!"
by IvorBiggunFan March 23, 2024
mugGet the The Honourable Member who stands for Hampton Wickmug.

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