Concarsive

1. (Adj.) Brutal; deadly; extremely graphic.

The lions tearing apart the antelope was truly concarsive.

Concarsive by Dameon11 April 21, 2009

Concussive Maintenance 

The use of open palm strikes to repair malfunctioning equipment.

The computer screen is crooked from years of concussive maintenance.

Concussive Maintenance by Bytemeister July 25, 2011

Super Conclusive Conclusion, Yes! 

Super Conclusive Conclusion, Yes! is a phrase used to describe a conclusion that it so conclusive it concludes every problem known to man all at once, even the meaning of life. Sadly the only man ever to reach this Died from his shoulders exploding from the weight burdened on one who has come to a Super Conclusive Conclusive Conclusion, Yes!.

When saying Super Conclusive Conclusion, Yes! pay close attention to the exclamation mark. The Yes must be yelled out or else it just means a Conclusion that is pretty swell.

Thomas: "It all makes sense now"
Dustin: "Ohh noo! Super Conclusive Conclusion, Yes!"
Thomas: "(popping noise)"
Dustin: "WHY GOD, WHY"

Super Conclusive Conclusion, Yes! by Dustin Emerson February 20, 2008

concussive narwhal syndrome 

*concussive narwhal syndrome (n.) - { sydromius concussive narwhalius } the result of getting into boxing match with a narwhal and getting hit, resulting in a severe concussion. followed by narwhal syndrome which can cause the victim to rapidly turn into a narwhal and/or the following:

bruises, sores, headaches, blisters, temporary blindness, diabetes, hearing loss, concussions, acne, congestion, deepening of the voice, impairment, lung cancer, OCD, alektorophobia, Mexico, racism, fever, rapid change in skin color, stupid, brain aneurysms, ADHD, insomnia, binge eating, bipolar depression, color blindness, pregnancy, Jake from state farm, dementia, hallucinations, household object eating disorder, heart failure, t-rex disease, lactose intolerance, obesity, swelling, standing on walls, high cholesterol, claustrophobia, compulsive cannabilism, Canada, phobophobia, chronic liver failure, dyslexia, back pain, asthma, COPD, pollen allergies, corpse husband, PTSD, black plague, hysteria, carbon monoxide poisoning, genesis, rapid change in race, hanahaki disease, chronic shrinking, autism, bioterorism, couch potato syndrome, dad went to get milk disorder, death, armageddon, disbelief in narwhals, etc.

* this is not real

UPDATE on concussive narwhal syndrome study: it causes everything, you can't hide. you have it. your mom has it. your dog has it. the weed in your front yard has it.

narwhals rule over us

gabby: " yea, my dad doesn't believe in narwhals"
riley: "oh- he must have concussive narwhal syndrome"

concussive narwhal syndrome by gawrmochiii September 13, 2022

Concussive Maintenance 

The act of smashing ones head against a possibly broken object, but usually out of frustration, until that person begins to think they have fixed it.

He performed concussive maintenance on his keyboard until his brain thought he had done enough to get good

Concussive Maintenance by Regisfuror May 19, 2020

conclusive 

A type of attitude where one instantly jumps to conclusions. Sometimes after doing so he/she refuses to hear anything more to lift this attitude.

Woman (acting conclusive):
"I know what you did..."
Man:
"Ok if you would let me explain--"
Woman:
"YOU HATE ME DON'T YOU?!"
Man:
"No that's not it I--"
Woman:
"FINE!! IT'S OVER!!! WE'RE THROUGH!! I'LL NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN!!!"

conclusive by Dave February 11, 2004

Convasive 

A combination of Confusing and Evasive. When you seriously don't know where you stand with someone AT ALL! One moment they are acting like your mate and the other they are all distant etc. V Annoying!

Seriously Matt is SO convasive atm, one minute he's being friendly and the next he's blanking me. It's times like these that I find myself agreeing with Marcia...

Convasive by MurphyMarcia16 June 18, 2010