conclusive 

A type of attitude where one instantly jumps to conclusions. Sometimes after doing so he/she refuses to hear anything more to lift this attitude.

Woman (acting conclusive):
"I know what you did..."
Man:
"Ok if you would let me explain--"
Woman:
"YOU HATE ME DON'T YOU?!"
Man:
"No that's not it I--"
Woman:
"FINE!! IT'S OVER!!! WE'RE THROUGH!! I'LL NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN!!!"

conclusive by Dave February 11, 2004

Super Conclusive Conclusion, Yes! 

Super Conclusive Conclusion, Yes! is a phrase used to describe a conclusion that it so conclusive it concludes every problem known to man all at once, even the meaning of life. Sadly the only man ever to reach this Died from his shoulders exploding from the weight burdened on one who has come to a Super Conclusive Conclusive Conclusion, Yes!.

When saying Super Conclusive Conclusion, Yes! pay close attention to the exclamation mark. The Yes must be yelled out or else it just means a Conclusion that is pretty swell.

Thomas: "It all makes sense now"
Dustin: "Ohh noo! Super Conclusive Conclusion, Yes!"
Thomas: "(popping noise)"
Dustin: "WHY GOD, WHY"

Super Conclusive Conclusion, Yes! by Dustin Emerson February 20, 2008

conclusionary

a word or phrase that draws the intention of a conclusion.
A phrase being a conclusionary statement.

conclusionary statements:

In conclusion, In retrospect, as a result of, therefore, proving my point that...(etc)

conclusionary by Ttddhj November 17, 2007

Jumping to Conclusions 

When you add 2 and 2 together... and get 22

Person A: "Yeah so I saw your girlfriend talking to Brad last night and she said..."
*Interruption by Person B*
Person B: "Holy Sh*t! She's cheating on me!"
Person A: "Dude, stop jumping to conclusions! She said he needs to get a life!"
Person B: "Oh..."

Jumping to Conclusions by Future Mind-Controlling Robots July 26, 2010

Contrusive 

A word meant to replace any other word, specifically designed to make the dumbass you are with feel even more stupid. It works so well because it sort of sounds like it could be a real word and the moron usually just sits there and agrees with you.

You: "That movie couldn't have been more contrusive! I can't believe that you made me sit through the whole thing."

Person you are with: "You're right, I totally agree."

Contrusive by JSR1988 July 9, 2011

Jump to conclusions mat 

its a mat with different conclusions you can jump too. the worst idea ever.

see office space

Jump to conclusions mat by vincenzo December 3, 2003

Convulsive Viewing 

Unlike compulsive viewing, this is a TV program or series that causes convulsions of the stomach, or full body. This could be a food program that has gone horrendously wrong, or any form of epilepsy-inducing imagery.

Mr A: "Did you catch that Japanese flashing robot cartoon cookery show last night?"
Dr B: "Yes, but sadly it gave me seizures and the food made me vomit... That's what I call convulsive viewing."

Convulsive Viewing by DrJonas February 6, 2010