When you plug a cord into a wall and automatically order a baby on amazon. For some reason you can't choose two-day shipping. The babyusually arrives in 9 months.
The act of going from being a couch potato to an active person who likes to exercise. Cactive takes the word "couch" and "active" and mashes them together to make the word "Cactive."
She used to be a total couch potato, but now she's so cactive!
He used to hate exercise but last week he decided to go cactive.
How did she get in such great shape? She went totally cactive.
Sean:Dude, I went over for a booty call last night but accidentally blew inside her. So I got the fuck out.
Brian: Haha nice! A perfect conceive and leave.