Definitions by stevegreensburg

Toronto 

Drake's hometown.

I love Toronto and Drake!

Toronto by stevegreensburg September 30, 2019

Miami 

The city with the most amount of drunk mofos. Seriously overrated city. Don't even waste your time going there.

Yo, I went to Miami last weekend! It fucking sucked!

Miami by stevegreensburg September 30, 2019

Chinese Lollipop 

Code name for blowjob.

Hey Julia! Can I get a Chinese Lollipop?

Chinese Lollipop by stevegreensburg September 30, 2019

condom

a sock for a penis

Homie: Yo, I heard you hooked up the Lily last night. Did you use a condom?

Me: Oh fuck! Now I think I have chlamydia!

Homie: That hurts bro. Stick to porn for now.

condom by stevegreensburg September 28, 2019

conceive 

When you plug a cord into a wall and automatically order a baby on amazon. For some reason you can't choose two-day shipping. The baby usually arrives in 9 months.

Yo, I conceived last night! I gotta wait 9 months for my package!

conceive by stevegreensburg September 28, 2019

VSCO Girl 

A middle/high/college school girl between the age of 12-21. She always has an unnecessary oversized sweatshirt. Most of the time she is seen wearing a kanken bag and she carries a Hydro flask. She can be super nice or be a wannabe popular girl.

Me: Yo, what's with Vanessa always wearing an oversized sweatshirt and carrying around a Hydro flask and a kanken bag?

Friend: She's a VSCO girl, idiot!

VSCO Girl by stevegreensburg September 26, 2019