conceive 

When you plug a cord into a wall and automatically order a baby on amazon. For some reason you can't choose two-day shipping. The baby usually arrives in 9 months.

Yo, I conceived last night! I gotta wait 9 months for my package!

conceive by stevegreensburg September 28, 2019

conceive 

to imagin to do or create something, thinking for doing someting, ideate to do sth.

we conceive to build a school in this place

conceive by fariborz September 22, 2010

Conceive and leave

When hit it and quit it accidentally results in a pregnancy.

Sean:Dude, I went over for a booty call last night but accidentally blew inside her. So I got the fuck out.
Brian: Haha nice! A perfect conceive and leave.

Conceive and leave by DeBro Ohio State University. August 5, 2010

Conceive then Leave 

Fucking a thot, nutting in her then bouncing after ur get her pregnant.

Yo John, I had to Conceive then Leave with the chick at the club.

Conceive then Leave by The Literal Motherfucker November 6, 2018

Conceited Corporate Cunt 

WE see these citizens daily in the financial districts of every large urban setting.This citizens is usually employed a very large corporation or financial institution The attire is always slutty with and OVER THE TOP with a lot of exposed skin that is a attention grabber and the job of a full time attention whore and part time employee.
They KNOW they are better looking and smarter than every other "BITCH" that works with them.
A hard working "legend in their own mind."
Conceited Corporate Cunts usually have a LOWER RUNG COLLEGE DEGREE or a wasted degree from a better college that their parents insisted they go to.
These persistent workers MUST be the center of attention and usually interrupts all co-workers conversations to natter about a fellow "hard working" non slutty fellow employee that they find threatening to their promotion plans.
They are highly giddy around all CEOs,CFOs and Officers that can promote them in the firm and are always FLIRTING with them and making others look as SMALL as possible while they claw their way as close as possible to the top..
They always make themselves available to these officers.

This gives the office infidel a chance to cheat on their wife and cheat they do.

You can find these citizens "BITCHING" that they have unusually large credit card bills from shopping at high end boutiques.Yet they still shop till they drop and are really just a trollop flop that wont stop.

That conceited corporate cunt was seen with the CFO at Wayfare last night.They never went home.They had a room at the Hyatt.
What would his wife say if she knew !
She was just as friendly with the CEO until she got promoted,what for she doesn't get a damn thing done.
Except shopping and whoring sprees.
Did you see her credit card bill last month ?
How can she afford to pay the bill ?
That conceited corporate cunt must be getting perks for her late night endeavors.

Conceited Corporate Cunt by JohnJobee September 29, 2011

conceited

self centered, earth revolves around you, everything has to be your way, snobby, bitchy, annoying
KIM CHAPMAN AND MICHELLE

kim is so conceited...
...so is michelle

conceited by majestic mysta ree of masta peace September 27, 2003

Conceited asshole 

Someone who is strongly proud of himself or his accomplishments.

Chris said that he could do 3 times more push ups than Ædôn could. So Ædôn called him a conceited asshole.

Conceited asshole by T-bone 420 December 18, 2017