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Cumpuzzled 

Unsure as to whose ejaculatory fluid is on or around a person's body, specifically the face.
Taylor wiped the jizz off her face but was still cumpuzzled afterwards.
Cumpuzzled by UTgoalieguy May 14, 2010

comfuzeled 

Anouther word for confused. It provides a more slang term to make it sound better.
We had a big math test today. Shit, all the questions got me confuzeled.
comfuzeled by Andre May 2, 2005

Compizzled

When you are confused and also pissed (drunk.) A part of the losictionary, a dictionary founded between two friends, Lois and Rosie. Also the song, "Get compizzled a lot... la la la la la la..."
"Damn, You're as compizzled as hell, James!" said Andy, as he saw his drunk friend try and work out why all the lights at the crossing were red.

conpuzzled 

confused and Puzzled at the same time
math makes me conpuzzled
conpuzzled by Cats Cradle April 27, 2006

Confuzzeled 

(Adjective) *Con-Fuzz-Ald*

In a state of indecision or misunderstanding- being confused or puzzled.
The girl was very Confuzzeled about why he was leaving her, and she didn’t know what to do about it, or how she would bring him back.
Confuzzeled by MoonDust13 May 30, 2018

compuzzled 

To be heavily confused, and/or at a total loss of thought.
i am very compuzzled trying to think of an example for this word. lol
compuzzled by mattg210 August 14, 2008
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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