One who lacks proficiency and competence within the field of computers to the extent at which he or she is an annoyance to others. A computard is prone to asking inane questions requiring one to break an explanation down to mere two word steps consiting of one verb and one noun (i.e. move mouse, click icon, etc).

Dude, this one computard once asked me how to extract a zip file and I was like "Dude download WinRAR" and he was like "how do I download" and I was like "WTF dude".

computard by Vishal Agarwala July 6, 2004

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Commietard

A combination of the words commie and retard. A person who thinks it is cool to be communist, but are completely ignorant of how communism actually works. Typically dumb teenagers.

Dave:Stalin was the greatest communist leader ever!
Kevin:Fuck off ya commietard...

Commietard by Mr. Treeplant January 5, 2009

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complitarded

Something that is both Complicated and Retarded at the same time. Usually a project suggested by a middle manager or producer.

You want a web page with three search forms, but one is boolean and the other two are natural language? That's complitarded!

complitarded by M Black April 6, 2006

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computard

One who is unable to use a computer, or more commonly one who is rubbish at the internet. Portmanteau of computer and retard.

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You computard.

computard by SelfControl November 13, 2004

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single task completer

Someone who is not born with all the electrical circuits connected flush. This is not a guy who you want to walk up to and ask too tough a question, especially if he is already working on a task such as breathing, walking, sneezing, or gazing. These people basically have nothing to write down if you were to hand them a resume. A general lack of complexity

Guy #1: Hey Jason do you think you could help...(interrupted)
Guy #2: Dude didn't you know?
Guy #1: What man?
Guy #2: Jason is what we like to call a single task completer, and he is already deeply engrossed in a four piece puzzle
Guy #1: Oh right bro, thanks. See ya Jason
Jason: (no response...because of the aforementioned puzzle)

single task completer by Complex Human April 13, 2009