Complitard 

Noun-

A person who seeks a difficult solution to an obviously easy problem.

Most people are complitards when it comes to life.

Complitard by Robert Btown April 8, 2010

computard 

One who lacks proficiency and competence within the field of computers to the extent at which he or she is an annoyance to others. A computard is prone to asking inane questions requiring one to break an explanation down to mere two word steps consiting of one verb and one noun (i.e. move mouse, click icon, etc).

Dude, this one computard once asked me how to extract a zip file and I was like "Dude download WinRAR" and he was like "how do I download" and I was like "WTF dude".

computard by Vishal Agarwala July 6, 2004

complitarded

Something that is both Complicated and Retarded at the same time. Usually a project suggested by a middle manager or producer.

You want a web page with three search forms, but one is boolean and the other two are natural language? That's complitarded!

complitarded by M Black April 6, 2006

computard 

One who is unable to use a computer, or more commonly one who is rubbish at the internet. Portmanteau of computer and retard.

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You computard.

computard by SelfControl November 13, 2004

computarded 

1) A total lack of all but a basic understanding of computer hardware, software, and programming.
2) Inexperience or ineptness with or misunderstanding of something computer-related.
3) How one feels (about one's self -or- about what they are working on) when a computer program, application, or device gets the better of them.

1) My mother calls me everytime I e-mail her instead of e-mailing back. She must be computarded.
2) Can you help me paste my roommate’s head on this Rainbow Brite body? Thanks, man - I am totally computarded when it comes to Photoshop.
3) How did I get these page and section breaks so messed up?!? This is so computarded!

computarded by JRGreen May 22, 2008

Computard 

Someone who is computer illiterate

Man you're such a computard, don't you know how to copy and paste.

Computard by Axerty November 1, 2004

Computard 

Someone who is 100% completely computer illiterate.

My boss is the biggest computard I have ever met!

Computard by Nasty N8 Ball May 1, 2008