Coddletard 

Someone who has been coddled by their parents to the point where the ability to function in society has been retarded.

I asked Jen to light the candles. She said "I don't know how to use a lighter". She was a real coddletard.

I asked Jen to put he candles on the guests tables. She replied, "I am too embarrassed to put the candles on the tables". Coddletard.

Coddletard by JonnyComment September 8, 2013

codetard

An inept software developer.

Rob's a nice enough guy, but he's a fucking codetard.

codetard by barnseyboy October 20, 2006

completard 

A complete retard. Strong insult.

"Alan Titchmarsh is a completard."

completard by Ludwig van Funkenstein August 30, 2007

cuddletarian 

(noun)
1. A word used, often disparagingly, to describe individuals who profess to "love" animals but still consume animal products.
2. Individuals who seem to only care about the welfare of "cute" animals such as popular mammals while lacking concern for less appealing animals like reptiles or insects.
3. Occasionally, specifically used to denote individuals who subscribe to the ethnocentric viewpoint that eating companion animals (dogs, cats) is wrong, but eating livestock (cattle, chickens, pigs, etc) is acceptable.

1. "I was at a fund raiser for a animal shelter yesterday and a woman at my table was eating a turkey sandwich. I'm so sick of hypocritical cuddletarians!"
2. "Mike boycotts veal and loves his pet kitten, but eats fish practically every day; cuddletairian, much?"
3. "Some cuddletarian animal welfare groups campaign against dog and cat eating in China but never say a word about eating cattle, pigs, and poultry in our own country."

cuddletarian by Wiktor May 29, 2008

Coddleturd 

Coddleturd

That Social Justice Warrior is such a turd, always being coddled by the establishment. They're a total coddleturd.

Coddleturd by CommonSense83 April 24, 2019

Completard 

A person that is stunted or by definition a complete retard.

Nikki is a completard! She`s acting like a completard.

Completard by smut_slinger May 31, 2014

coletard 

A prominent big firm lawyer that leads an energy practice that seems very smart, but is actually retarded.

My lawyer seemed really great until the deposition, when I realized he was a Coletard. Now I am in prison.

coletard by Franklin Whisenhunt September 27, 2023