coletard

A prominent big firm lawyer that leads an energy practice that seems very smart, but is actually retarded.

My lawyer seemed really great until the deposition, when I realized he was a Coletard. Now I am in prison.

coletard by Franklin Whisenhunt September 27, 2023

codetard

An inept software developer.

Rob's a nice enough guy, but he's a fucking codetard.

codetard by barnseyboy October 20, 2006

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coletard • Cletard • codetard • Colatard • Copetard • Coretard

Cletard

A redneck retard. So called after Cletus Delroy Spuckler, the slack-jawed yokel in the Simpsons TV show.

Jesus, you dropped it again, you Cletard.

Cletard by Rossababy February 4, 2009

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Coretard

Used to define someone who has bought just the Core System for the Xbox 360, and not the hard drive.

"You didn't get the hard drive? You're such a fucking coretard!"

Coretard by Raistlin244 June 11, 2006

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Colatard

Colatard is an exconvict for murdering with his beauty

Omggggg Colatard is so Handsomeee

Colatard by Colatard December 18, 2025

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Copetard

Someone who makes stupid retarded opinions but can't admit that their opinions are retarded and stupid.

You are a copetard.

Copetard by kiwigeee February 10, 2026

Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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