complitarded

Something that is both Complicated and Retarded at the same time. Usually a project suggested by a middle manager or producer.

You want a web page with three search forms, but one is boolean and the other two are natural language? That's complitarded!

complitarded by M Black April 6, 2006

Complitarded

adj. Complicated to a point of incouragable inefficiency and utter uselessness.

This project has become complitarded.

Complitarded by Chris Hinkle April 5, 2006

computarded 

1) A total lack of all but a basic understanding of computer hardware, software, and programming.
2) Inexperience or ineptness with or misunderstanding of something computer-related.
3) How one feels (about one's self -or- about what they are working on) when a computer program, application, or device gets the better of them.

1) My mother calls me everytime I e-mail her instead of e-mailing back. She must be computarded.
2) Can you help me paste my roommate’s head on this Rainbow Brite body? Thanks, man - I am totally computarded when it comes to Photoshop.
3) How did I get these page and section breaks so messed up?!? This is so computarded!

computarded by JRGreen May 22, 2008

comptarded 

Pronunciation: 'kämp-'tär-d&d
Function: adjective
sometimes offensive : slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development or academic progress regarding technology, computers or the internet

Laura can never get her Yahoo! Messenger to work, she's fundamentally comptarded.

comptarded by Four1Fool August 11, 2004

Complitarted 

process, situation, objective, idea or thing that is difficult to follow, understand, explain, or deal with because of its lack of intellectual or emotional development or academic capability : having many facets that don't necessarily go together logically

I can't even explain the relationship between those two or why it is. Honestly its just so complitarted. But they deserve each other, it saves two other people.

These IKEA instructions are just too complitarted to follow! UGH!

Complitarted by AussieGingerBear August 2, 2016

Complitard 

Noun-

A person who seeks a difficult solution to an obviously easy problem.

Most people are complitards when it comes to life.

Complitard by Robert Btown April 8, 2010

computarded 

having an utter lack of basic/essential computer/computer related knowledge

She was so computarded, she didn't know what ethernet was!

computarded by Omar Churchill May 16, 2011