Complanal 

When one talks a big anal game but when it comes down to it they’re like “Ow! Stop that! Why are you doing it like that?!” the whole damn time.

They said they were into butt play, but they’re more into complanal.

Complanal by Gbaby Pee June 28, 2024

Complainabragg 

When someone complains about something, but they are really doing it to brag.

My friend constantly complainabraggs about all the guys that ask her out.

Complainabragg by Libraryguy September 26, 2012

complainabrag 

A complaint where the speaker is simultaneously bragging about themselves.

Ugh, I don't know what I'm going to do this friday because I've been invited to two different exclusive clubs! Oops, that was a complainabrag.

complainabrag by edna mode May 20, 2014

Complanion 

Particulate slang for companion, used for an affectionate connotation. Properly spoken with a defiant, swish-like motion of long sleeves; high-pitched voice and an intent of affectionate emotions.

Jane: *in a squeaky voice* "My complanion, let us go on an adventure!"

Larry: *in a slightly less squeaky voice* "Where would I be without my complanion?"

Complanion by Belgian Eggroll June 12, 2016

complanstating 

When thou states and complains

“I want pizza, but my mum won’t get meh any.”

“Stop complanstating”

complanstating by Killmenowplease3 February 7, 2018

Complane 

A state of being in which your irritability and unpleasantness causes others to accuse you of “taking a flight on the Complane”. Depending on how unbearable you are to your friends, they may assert that you are the Pilot, the Co-Pilot, the Stewardess, or simply a Passenger on the Complane.

Friend 1: I’m so tired of studying, I want my exams to just be over already.
Friend 2: You are really riding the Complane right now.

Friend 1: Why do we have to be at this party right now? I don’t know anyone and they don’t even have free drinks.
Friend 2: Wow, you’re like the Stewardess of the Complane.

Friend 1: WHY DOES EVERYTHING BAD HAPPEN TO ME?!?!?!
Friend 2: Congratulations, you’ve just been awarded a Pilot position on the Complane.

Complane by N8 n $mash May 25, 2011

compandalated 

Feeling like a confused panda.

oh my god I'm compandalated. How does that even work?

compandalated by OccupyMajina October 19, 2014