When twoassholestry to out-asshole each other in an Internet bitch fight.
"If your statement was never supposed to be read as anything more than a synonym for 'Russia is not good and not our friend' then sorry for being comparably pedantic, I guess.
The act of measuring yourself against someone else in such a way that you become convinced you’ll never reach the level they’re at–causing you to give up trying altogether.
If you spend all your energy examining the ways in which you're inferior to others, you'll comparalyze yourself. The only person you should compare yourself against is you.
Performed deliberately by a computer or artificial intelligence, using logic, trained data, or contextual decision-making—rather than by a human (manually) or through simple automation (automatically).
“These restaurant recommendations weren’t randomly scraped—they were compually generated based on my preferences.”
“The map wasn’t drawn by hand or by GPS—it was compually matched to known venue data.”
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'