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compallo 

short for "compulsory allo"

like comphet, except for aromantic/asexual people
comes from allosexual and alloromantic, which mean that someone experiences sexual and romantic attractions
person one: i headcanon zenitsu as aroace
person two: but isn't he married to nezuko?
person one: compallo's insane, man
compallo by anonymous #69420 September 25, 2021

comparamore

To compare, often unfairly, a band, usually one with a female singer, to the band Paramore.
"Dude have you heard this band? They sound like Paramore!"
"Don't be such an ignorant, narrow minded douche and comparamore them!"
comparamore by Dick McCready January 30, 2009

comparamore

The act of comparing another female-fronted band(usually VersaEmerge, Flyfleaf, etc.)to Paramore. this act tends to be frowned upon, but often happens. Dont be a victim of comparamoring.
"VersaEmerge kinda sounds like Paramore, huh?"
"Eww. You just comparamored. Not cool."
comparamore by eliseisradd January 29, 2009

Comparalyze 

The act of measuring yourself against someone else in such a way that you become convinced you’ll never reach the level they’re at–causing you to give up trying altogether.
If you spend all your energy examining the ways in which you're inferior to others, you'll comparalyze yourself. The only person you should compare yourself against is you.
Comparalyze by TheChariot77 November 24, 2014

comparamore

When people who know nothing about music outside of major popularity compare every female-fronted band to Paramore. This is very unfair and doing it isn't cool, because it makes better bands look like they're a biter when they aren't.

Paramore is a somewhat overrated, but it is an awesome band everyone can get into, but stop acting as if they are the people who inspired other girls to start being bands. If anything it's the chick in that metal band (forgot name, but you should know).

It's just not fair!
Eyes Set to Kill (ESTK) fan: Yooo, have you heard this band Eyes Set to Kill? Bro, they are sick!
Casual alt. rock fan: Hmmm... Sounds familiar, but I'll hear 'em.
ESTK fan: (Hands iPod)
Casual guy: (Listens) I KNOW WHY THIS IS FAMILIAR! THIS SOUNDS LIKE PARAMORE!
ESTK fan: ...No it doesn't. Paramore doesn't use screaming, you ass.
Casual guy: Nahh man! This is Paramore.
ESTK fan: Eat a dick, bro. Stop with the comparamore...
comparamore by 150 August 14, 2010

fluctauationary compasatorizer 

A device gay men use to stretch their butthole larger.
Bob put a fluctauationary compasatorizer in johns ass.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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