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compallo 

short for "compulsory allo"

like comphet, except for aromantic/asexual people
comes from allosexual and alloromantic, which mean that someone experiences sexual and romantic attractions
person one: i headcanon zenitsu as aroace
person two: but isn't he married to nezuko?
person one: compallo's insane, man
compallo by anonymous #69420 September 25, 2021

comparamore

To compare, often unfairly, a band, usually one with a female singer, to the band Paramore.
"Dude have you heard this band? They sound like Paramore!"
"Don't be such an ignorant, narrow minded douche and comparamore them!"
comparamore by Dick McCready January 30, 2009

comparamore

The act of comparing another female-fronted band(usually VersaEmerge, Flyfleaf, etc.)to Paramore. this act tends to be frowned upon, but often happens. Dont be a victim of comparamoring.
"VersaEmerge kinda sounds like Paramore, huh?"
"Eww. You just comparamored. Not cool."
comparamore by eliseisradd January 29, 2009

Comparalyze 

The act of measuring yourself against someone else in such a way that you become convinced you’ll never reach the level they’re at–causing you to give up trying altogether.
If you spend all your energy examining the ways in which you're inferior to others, you'll comparalyze yourself. The only person you should compare yourself against is you.
Comparalyze by TheChariot77 November 24, 2014

comparamore

When people who know nothing about music outside of major popularity compare every female-fronted band to Paramore. This is very unfair and doing it isn't cool, because it makes better bands look like they're a biter when they aren't.

Paramore is a somewhat overrated, but it is an awesome band everyone can get into, but stop acting as if they are the people who inspired other girls to start being bands. If anything it's the chick in that metal band (forgot name, but you should know).

It's just not fair!
Eyes Set to Kill (ESTK) fan: Yooo, have you heard this band Eyes Set to Kill? Bro, they are sick!
Casual alt. rock fan: Hmmm... Sounds familiar, but I'll hear 'em.
ESTK fan: (Hands iPod)
Casual guy: (Listens) I KNOW WHY THIS IS FAMILIAR! THIS SOUNDS LIKE PARAMORE!
ESTK fan: ...No it doesn't. Paramore doesn't use screaming, you ass.
Casual guy: Nahh man! This is Paramore.
ESTK fan: Eat a dick, bro. Stop with the comparamore...
comparamore by 150 August 14, 2010

fluctauationary compasatorizer 

A device gay men use to stretch their butthole larger.
Bob put a fluctauationary compasatorizer in johns ass.