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Complanion 

Particulate slang for companion, used for an affectionate connotation. Properly spoken with a defiant, swish-like motion of long sleeves; high-pitched voice and an intent of affectionate emotions.
Jane: *in a squeaky voice* "My complanion, let us go on an adventure!"

Larry: *in a slightly less squeaky voice* "Where would I be without my complanion?"
Complanion by Belgian Eggroll June 12, 2016
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Complanion 

A complanion is a journal who inspires you to live pleasantly. It's your companion on paper. You plan your year, your week, your day and reflect your actions constantly to improve your future and achieve your goals.
My complanion makes my life so much easier.
Complanion by tank98 January 3, 2022

Professional Drinking Companion

(Noun) a professional drinker that provides alcoholic induced emotional support to other drinkers at parties, bars, and clubs. They may also be referred to as a PDC.
That guy is always at the bar providing good sound almost believable advice. He must be a Professional Drinking Companion (PDC).

Peanut Butter Complexion 

A young light skin/dark skin male with the body of a god. He works for Pizza Hut and your mother loves it.
Scenario: I knock on your door cuz I'm the pizza man. Your a mildly racist mom, sees a big black guy thru the peep hole. She sees the Peanut Butter Complexion so everything gon be alright. She opens the door, I'm in orange Under Armor. She sees the abs chiseling thru it. She sees the BBC perfectly protruded to the left. She pulls into the house and throws me on your couch. She pulls down the pants and sees the BBC. She starts givin me the double hander mister twitster 3000. All while your lonely ass has sit into the corner and watch as you witness your mother's back get absolutely obliterated by a big black guy with the Peanut Butter Complexion.
A portmanteau word of complaining and hating:

Expressing dissatisfaction or annoyance about a state of affairs or a person typically while slippin' on dat Haterade.

First used on Swoozie's channel on YouTube September 2014.
I know I'm wrong, stop complatin
Complatin by The muntinator September 15, 2014

Completionist 

Someone who, when playing a video game, has to collect all of a certain item, or complete something in the game 100%.
Only a completionist would collect all of the flags in Assassin's Creed.
Completionist by Cobbbler May 1, 2010

Cringe Compalation 

A cringe compalation consists of stolen videos supposably cringey. They often consist of unfunny texts in the video such as "your mom" and other things a 12 year old would say. People make these vids in hopes of getting lots of views and feeling good about themselves to make up for the attention that their mother never gave them.
Yayyy . A 9 year old's art that is cringey because they are new at this. Let me take it and put it into my cringe compalation and get views off their art and feel like I have importance in this world.