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comeuppance 

(1) Punishment or reward for one's actions; (2) getting what you have coming to you; (3) getting what you deserve; (4) karma.

Commonly mispelled as comeuppins.
Craig kept talking shit about John that night, so when John kicked Craig's ass the next day, Craig got his comeuppance.
comeuppance by T Hizzle March 28, 2005

Comeuppance 

When someone finally gets what's coming to them. Usually well-deserved and brings joy to others when they learn about it.
Jody got his comeuppance when he was caught cheating on a skanks-for-free website. Nice try Jody, you sloptart looking bastard.
Comeuppance by joemammy July 13, 2019

Comeupins 

Getting what you deserve. Usually in some form of punishment, especially a beating.
Dad: Alright boy, come get your comeupins.
Boy: Please don't thrash me again, Dad!

Bill: I hear that Jimmy stole your stereo.
Jeff: Yeah he did, that son of a bitch! When I find him, he'll be gettin' his comeupins!
Comeupins by SmashCrab March 12, 2008

Wait For The Comeup 

Patiently waiting for the highest peak of success .
Don't give up on your goals , just wait for the comeup .

comeuppance 

A "reward" i.e. well deserved and long awaited revenge for past misbehavior. The "reward" should be administered by those previously wronged and in a public or humiliating way.
That bitch will get her comeuppance in the form of a public birching at the next group pot luck. Everyone there will be quite pleased at the chance to participate. I don't think she will be able to sit down for several days.
comeuppance by Melanie5 May 15, 2010

comeupance

Revenge, deserved retrebution, what's comin' to ya.
I'll get you, you'll get your comeupance.
comeupance by Mel Function September 6, 2003
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