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constable candy
Constable Candy is the ultimate definition of what it means to be a man. Every man wants to be like him and every woman wants to be with him. Constable Candy is sweet on the eye and according to Zac, sweet on the lips. His charm is not lost on the males either, apparently Constable Candy has the best of both worlds.... Asian good looks but with the aussie long schlong. When Constable Candy wears a tight black shirt, it makes everyones day!
Melanie - "Hey Aimee, did you see Constable Candy in his tight black top?"
Aimee - "Ooohhh Yeah!! He is so frikken hot!"
Constable Candy - "I can't wait to have a slurpee after this job!"
Zac - "I will give you a slurpee after this job, Constable Candy!"
Unnamed female - "Constable Candy just gave me a moisty"
Unnamed male - "I would turn gay for Constable Candy"
Aimee - "Ooohhh Yeah!! He is so frikken hot!"
Constable Candy - "I can't wait to have a slurpee after this job!"
Zac - "I will give you a slurpee after this job, Constable Candy!"
Unnamed female - "Constable Candy just gave me a moisty"
Unnamed male - "I would turn gay for Constable Candy"
constable candy by Evidentary November 28, 2013
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drift compatible
When two compatible people (doesn't necessarily have to be romantic. It could be close friends, family members, etc.) hold a strong bond that allows them to drift/mind meld.
drift compatible by LordiestLord November 12, 2013
No Homo Compatible
Meaning if its appropriate or not to say/place "No Homo" after a sentence. If "No Homo" is "Compatible" with a sentence or not.
Reasons for "No Homo" not being compatible with a sentence are: 1. The sentence was not homo. 2. The Sentence was too homo.
Reasons for "No Homo" not being compatible with a sentence are: 1. The sentence was not homo. 2. The Sentence was too homo.
1. "Dude do you wanna play GTA IV?, No Homo"- Not No Homo Compatible, sentence was not homo.
2. "Dude can I lick your balls?, No Homo"- Not No Homo Compatible, sentence was entirely too homo.
3. "Dude do you wanna go beat this dudes ass?, No Homo"- No Homo Compatible, sentence could have been homo.
2. "Dude can I lick your balls?, No Homo"- Not No Homo Compatible, sentence was entirely too homo.
3. "Dude do you wanna go beat this dudes ass?, No Homo"- No Homo Compatible, sentence could have been homo.
No Homo Compatible by guywithalife January 14, 2009
special constable
(UK) A Special Constable is a voluntary Police Officer who is attested in front of a Magistrate and so has full police powers. Special Constables give up their own free time in order to help the policing effort in their local area and "Specials" are much valued members of almost every Police Force in the United Kingdom.
special constable by Kev Lockhart November 29, 2004
Comfartable
Comfartable by Lotuschef September 17, 2015
cocktable
cocktable by cocktableman August 25, 2009
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