comftable 

Taken from comfortable, meaning when you make an extemely beautiful significant other seem less attractive, usually by means of weight gain untill you can still find them sexy, but most others would not. At this point your level of comfort increases because you don't worry about them cheating/ leaving as much, plus you've got someone soft to hold on to at night.

Friend: Hey, aren't you dating Attmattulah? She really let herself go...

Seth: Naw, she's just comftable.

Friend: I remember when I first saw her, she was sexy as hell...

Seth: And...

Friend: Now she's kinda fat, I wouldn't fuck her with Brian's dick.

Seth: YEEAAAHHH ! ! !

comftable by Helljin April 8, 2006

constable candy 

Constable Candy is the ultimate definition of what it means to be a man. Every man wants to be like him and every woman wants to be with him. Constable Candy is sweet on the eye and according to Zac, sweet on the lips. His charm is not lost on the males either, apparently Constable Candy has the best of both worlds.... Asian good looks but with the aussie long schlong. When Constable Candy wears a tight black shirt, it makes everyones day!

Melanie - "Hey Aimee, did you see Constable Candy in his tight black top?"
Aimee - "Ooohhh Yeah!! He is so frikken hot!"

Constable Candy - "I can't wait to have a slurpee after this job!"
Zac - "I will give you a slurpee after this job, Constable Candy!"

Unnamed female - "Constable Candy just gave me a moisty"
Unnamed male - "I would turn gay for Constable Candy"

constable candy by Evidentary November 28, 2013

special constable 

(UK) A Special Constable is a voluntary Police Officer who is attested in front of a Magistrate and so has full police powers. Special Constables give up their own free time in order to help the policing effort in their local area and "Specials" are much valued members of almost every Police Force in the United Kingdom.

Special Constables are fully empowered Police Officers.

special constable by Kev Lockhart November 29, 2004

Comfartable

The point in a relationship when one or both parties are comfortable farting in front of eachother.

Adam dumped Eva when she was comfartable well before he was.

Comfartable by Lotuschef September 17, 2015

cocktable 

mixture of a cock and a table, very common in north dakota

thats a very nice cocktable

cocktable by cocktableman August 25, 2009

Comprable 

A phonetic spelling of the word comparable (Pronounced "Com-parable" with the letter "a" being silenced)

Used to describe something as "sufficiently similar" or an "adequate/suitable replacement". This is different to comparable which is broadly used to indicate similarities between things.

Waiter: I'm afraid we don't have any salmon left, would a beef dish be comparable?
Customer: Well, they are comparable in that they are both food, but they aren't comprable as they aren't sufficiently similar like a cod dish.

Comprable by Frank Turing January 28, 2022

Comfortable 

Comfortable ..

As in

When someone touches you

Physically

Not spiritually

…

If your partner / lover for instance and you’re draped over them that would indicate the pure natural relationship between you … natural intimacy

What if that’s not your partner?

Someone slipping their arm around you and leaving it there ..

Maybe to gauge your reaction?

If shrugged off instantly ..

You’d take the hint ..

If allowed, maybe they would keep it there around your waist

The eyes meeting … would say a lot ..

Your allowance also telling

Also to anybody in the vicinity who may notice …

Twist of fate sometimes

You don’t mean to see something

It simply smacks you in the face

Twice …

lol the universe …

A message

Then

Making sure it’s loud and clear

…

A but like my …

Fuck you … and your definitions (that all need deleting)

Then I can stop the thumbs down marathons ….

Get a life instead …

Comfortable

Adding fuel to the fire

Lapping it up

Meow ..

Comfortable by LetsTalkAboutX May 8, 2023