ComSock 

A wordplay on the term "cumsock" using Communist and Soc(k)ialist. Use to describe leftists in general, but mostly used to describe those who are associated with the far left or sympathize with the far left -- especially communist and anarchist groups -- whilst denying or supporting atrocities committed by such groups.

"Holodomor Deniers and people who circlejerk to communist regimes are examples of people classified as ComSocks.

ComSock by M0UNTA1N5 March 12, 2021

cumsock 

A man's sock, usually of the athletic variety, used to catch and collect semen. Boys normally use cumsocks to clean up after ejaculation. Also used...a cumrag. Cumsocks are generally easier to hide as crusty remnants can be easily mistaken for any other substance. Usually used to hide masturbatory behaviors from moms who do the laundry.

I couldn't find my cumsock, so I ejaculated on my chest and cleaned it up with an old t-shirt instead.

cumsock by guyonvacation October 27, 2008

cumsock 

sock filled with cum. can be used as a makeshift mace when dried.

"mum found the cumsock"

cumsock by dr cumsock November 9, 2020

Comstock Park 

City of about 10,000 residents just north of Grand Rapids, MI. Home to historical landmarks such as Nick Fink's Bar and Brenner's Bait Shop. A large road called West River Dr. runs through it, making it one of only two reasons anybody would be in Comstock Park and not live there. The other is Fifth Third Ballpark, formerly Old Kent Ballpark, and it is home to the West Michigan Whitecaps. Comstock Park has its own complete Public Schooling system, with a nearly 95% regret rate for college-bound graduates of its high school. It also is home to many major business franchises mostly housed on Alpine Ave, which is bordered by an elaborate and modern apartment complex called York Creek. The middle school is called Mill Creek. There's a Mill Creek Tavern. They are proud of their creeks. But the creeks are filled with pee and glass.

Person 1: Imma head into Comstock Park in a minute.

Person 2: Oh really? Can you pick me up some bait and a polar pop?

Person 1: Naw man you'd have to come with, I only have enough money to buy that dimebag.

Comstock Park by GreetingFriends May 27, 2011

cumsocket

a recepticle in a blow up doll that recieves the ejaculate in order to prevent penile rupture caused by hydralic action, usually of half to one pint capacity, often emptied by squirting feminine hygeine products in a washing out type manner

"that pyscho cheating slut melissa can soak up dog jizz like a freshly douched cumsocket"

cumsocket by metro anthony November 2, 2005

comstocking 

1) When a politician hides from an important issue by blasting out a smokescreen of photo-ops and tweets about inoffensive issues that everyone agrees on, like kissing babies and supporting the troops.

2) When you are chicken and come out against a bill after it’s pulled and you don't have to vote on it anymore.

3) When a legislator accepts money to lobby for a bill she/he is also sponsoring and voting for. unethical

4) The unethical act of simultaneously legislating and lobbying for the same bill.

5) When a politician avoids talking to constituents unless they have been pre-screened and pre-selected to ensure they won't ask hard questions.

6) When a politician never holds a town hall meeting with constituents.

7) When politician waits until the last moment to vote on a bill in order to vote with the majority.

8) See also: ethically challenged

He is comstocking on that issue until it goes away.

She is tweeting madly about nothing these days - she must be comstocking until after everyone else has voted on the bill, then she will vote with the majority when it is safe.

He was really comstocking that bill before he finally sponsored and voted for it - he took $153,000 from corporate lobbyists!

She is really comstocking her district - she has never held a town hall meeting with the voters.

comstocking by Make a Mental Note July 15, 2017

cumsock 

A sock that is used by the armed forces when traveling in close proximites in order to catch ejaculate while primin the pump in thier bed

Marines

cumsock by Joe Resse February 6, 2003