Couting

Participating in the calling-out culture.

The couting trend on social media is getting out of control, people who are always trying to score couting-points are insufferable to be around. Don't be a couter, just don't!

Couting by SanagebEl3enab September 8, 2020

Couting

Everyone knows what couting is because it's just one of those things everyone knows. It's basic knowledge.

Jeff: What's couting?
Mike: You know what it is.
Jeff: No I don't.
Mike: Yes you do, just think everyone does.

Couting by Non-couting July 27, 2011

Couting

When you cut a hole in your partner, and you proceeded to have intercourse with that hole

“I was munting Jessica but then me and Brian decided to do a little Couting”

Couting by D1Couter April 22, 2024

courting death 

Mostly used in Chinese novels.

Said when someone has overstepped another persons bounds. As a warning/attack sentence.

A: ha ha, i stole your pet
B: you are courting death.

courting death by Patriarch Reliance April 20, 2021

counting shoulders 

its a term used to put your arm around someone. you start with counting ur far shoulder away from them as one, two which is the closest one to them, 3 their first and 4th the farthest one on the other side and keep ur arm around them

“have you ever counted shoulders before?”
“dude, i just used the counting shoulders trick on katie and it worked!”

counting shoulders by kathryn money September 25, 2018

counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees 

Assuming you will have something before you actually have it; similar to "counting your chickens before they hatch" (which is commonly attributed to Aesop).

"The Mariners could do better than expected this year."

"Let's not kid ourselves. Check your premises before you make a prediction."

"I'm assuming a number of things go right. Maybe I'm just counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees."

counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees by Rusanova March 7, 2012

Courting 

Courting is the experience of developing a deep relationship with someone, with a view to seeing if marriage is right for the couple, without the complexity of sexual intimacy being part of that relationship. Enabling each to find out everything about each other, developing unconditional love and trust, with out rushing things, to decide if this really is the person you want to spend the rest of your life with.

They enjoyed their carefree courting days, long walks in the sunshine, talking, getting to know each other in great depth, enjoying each others company as true friends.

Courting by snazzy-shazzy December 30, 2015