Collins’d

Used to describe the combination of shock, disgust and second hand embarrassment felt when one is propositioned by someone well below their league

Collins’d derived from the character Mr. William Collins in Jane Austen’s 1813 novel Pride and Prejudice.

Yuck did you see that guy coming onto me? I just got collins’d...

by Brunswickcoinlaundry September 21, 2022

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Collins'd

Grasping of another persons/animals privates while they are asleep

the young boy collins'd his kitten

by Zth The Wild thang October 15, 2006

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Collins'd

One who awakes duct taped to the couch and has permanent marker written all over them. One whose car keys were put into a bowl of water and put in the freezer. One who awakes in the garage with spray paint around them, tattooed with marker and dawn poured down their throat. People once awoken take a look at each other and start laughing because they are all tattooed, mummified in duct tape and have bay oil in their rears. If this or anything like this has happened to you, you have been Collins'd

Collins'd .. Geez why is my ass greasy. Somebody get me off this couch now. Where are my keys I have to go to work?

by Narcoholic December 17, 2016

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Phil Collins darra

Phil Collins darra is a hangover, when you see everyone as Phil Collins and "Another Day In Paradise" song is stuck in your head.
Origin is from a Finnish cartoon called Pasila.

I have Phil Collins darra

by Krapulaolut February 10, 2018

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Phil Collins (drink)

Put about 8 oz of fresh human semen, 2 oz of Parfait Amour and some ice in a shaker. Shake until frothy. If possible, stir with erect male genitalia and pour into a Collins glass. Garnish with male pubic hair. Best served while listening to awful music.

”I’m done man, just give me a Phil Collins (drink). Hold the cheese. What I’m gonna do in the toilet will solve all my problems. Sorry about the bloody mess in advance. One just doesn’t voluntarily listen to Phil Collins without some kinda death wish...”

by LoydMongo January 9, 2019

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