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Collins'd 

One who awakes duct taped to the couch and has permanent marker written all over them. One whose car keys were put into a bowl of water and put in the freezer. One who awakes in the garage with spray paint around them, tattooed with marker and dawn poured down their throat. People once awoken take a look at each other and start laughing because they are all tattooed, mummified in duct tape and have bay oil in their rears. If this or anything like this has happened to you, you have been Collins'd
Collins'd .. Geez why is my ass greasy. Somebody get me off this couch now. Where are my keys I have to go to work?
Collins'd by Narcoholic December 17, 2016

Collins’d 

Used to describe the combination of shock, disgust and second hand embarrassment felt when one is propositioned by someone well below their league

Collins’d derived from the character Mr. William Collins in Jane Austen’s 1813 novel Pride and Prejudice.
Yuck did you see that guy coming onto me? I just got collins’d...
Collins’d by Brunswickcoinlaundry September 21, 2022

Phil Collins darra 

Phil Collins darra is a hangover, when you see everyone as Phil Collins and "Another Day In Paradise" song is stuck in your head.
Origin is from a Finnish cartoon called Pasila.
I have Phil Collins darra
Phil Collins darra by Krapulaolut February 10, 2018

Phil Collins (drink) 

Put about 8 oz of fresh human semen, 2 oz of Parfait Amour and some ice in a shaker. Shake until frothy. If possible, stir with erect male genitalia and pour into a Collins glass. Garnish with male pubic hair. Best served while listening to awful music.
”I’m done man, just give me a Phil Collins (drink). Hold the cheese. What I’m gonna do in the toilet will solve all my problems. Sorry about the bloody mess in advance. One just doesn’t voluntarily listen to Phil Collins without some kinda death wish...”
Phil Collins (drink) by LoydMongo January 9, 2019

Benny collins disease 

A disease composed of random ailments, contracted by using another person's towel.
No Susie, don't use that towel! You'll get Benny Collins disease!

National Tracy Collins Day 

Celebrate the Tracy Collins in your life! Today is her day!!
Happy National Tracy Collins Day to the best boss there ever was!
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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