Collinism

A phrase or euphemism that is used in conjunction with gratuitous amounts of political incorrectness and over-exaggerated emotions.

Collinism: "God no, don't buy that, it has propylene glycol, and powdered cellulose in it!"

Collinism: "Trust me, if you knew half as much as i knew, your head would blow off your shoulders."

by icehomie7 December 31, 2010

Collinism

A condition describing one that is pale as a ghost, but not albino

Collin has Collinism because he is pale.

by anonymous March 29, 2023

Susan Collins

A cocktail that has been spiked or drugged for the specific purpose of unconsensual sex.

Someone gave the jungle juice the old Susan Collins. I'd steer clear unless you want to join the Upstairs Revolving Door Club.

by RogerBauman October 5, 2018

Jack Collins

jack collins is typically referred to as being a ladies man and wants to dog the boys every weekend
thinks he knows all when he doesnt, commonly has a girlfriend for less than a month and very jealous

"Hey Jack collins, wanna hang out?"

"nah i cant im busy"
"oh wow dog the boys why dont ya"

by michael forwick September 22, 2019

Misha Collins

An actor. Plays Castiel on Supernatural. Is known for having eye!sex with co-star Jensen Ackles, who is equally as delicious as Misha. Is also taking over the world with his Minions. Other names are: Tzar, My Liege, Commandant, Swami, Enlightened One, The Oppressor, The Great Confuser, Babysitter, and The Sex.

Minion #1: We must take out the opponents for Misha Collins!
Minion #2: The Sex FTW!!!!!

by hellobeautifulxx August 4, 2009

Joe Collings

Guy who can’t keep his dick hard to have sex with a real girl. Because he is too busy wanking to porn and lying about it! He also is impotent as he cannot orgasm during sex.

J: Hey baby, wanna get it on?
K: nah, have you been pulling a joe Collings today? I don’t want to get chaffing from too much pounding hahahaa

by 9inchNails9 December 28, 2019

Joe Collings

Joseph Silver Collings is a porn addict. He is also a compulsive pathological liar. He treats other people nicely only to gain something. He is passive aggressive, dismissive, condescending and hasn’t been taught any manners. He has a 3-a-day porn and masturbating addiction that he cannot shake and has had since he was 12. He is spiteful and manipulative. He will ruin your life if you go near him. Don’t do it. For your own sake.

Be nice. Don’t be a Joe Collings.

Be nice, don’t be a joe collings.

by C.P.L. December 28, 2019