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coffeegasm

An orgasmic feeling brought on by consuming terrific coffee, which leaves one weak in the knees, reeling from the shock of it, and wanting so much more.
Oh, Oh dear, Kathleen, this coffee is fantastic, I may have just had a coffeegasm.

It is still under debate as to whether or not coffeegasms can be faked.
by James Switzer January 8, 2009
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Colfergasm

An orgasm from Chris Colfer because of how hot and amazing and sexy he is.
Chris Colfer: *Does single ladies dance*
Person: Wow... I just had a Colfergasm
by KlainesBowties August 9, 2012
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Coffeegate

The act of spilling one's coffee on one's homework resulting in certain death and lack of sleep.
"What are you doing"
"Drinking coffee and doing homework"
"You fool. Did you all not learn from Aaron and coffeegate"
by Biotechnology Laboratory November 13, 2018
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Coffeesmiths

A cozy, popular coffeehouse found in a small town in Iowa. There is the drive-thru, and the actual, original cafe. They have THE MOST DELICIOUS cookie dough in the world! In the bathrooms, at least the girls', they have the yummy bath & body works anti-bacterial hand wash stuff.. oh and Coffeesmiths has delicious coffee products too!
coffeesmiths is better than starbucks.
by JC & friends :) August 16, 2008
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coffeetastrophe

this is what happens when one forgets to put the coffeepot on the burner after turning on the coffee maker. Resulting in water overflowing from the filter all over the counter. After which one runs into the kitchen and puts the coffeepot on the burner to try and save some of the coffee. Only to find half of the coffee grounds now in the coffeepot. At this point swearing is authorized!
This morning i had a coffeetastrophe
by alotta March 11, 2014
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