coffeegasm 

An orgasmic feeling brought on by consuming terrific coffee, which leaves one weak in the knees, reeling from the shock of it, and wanting so much more.

Oh, Oh dear, Kathleen, this coffee is fantastic, I may have just had a coffeegasm.

It is still under debate as to whether or not coffeegasms can be faked.

coffeegasm by James Switzer January 8, 2009

Colfergasm 

An orgasm from Chris Colfer because of how hot and amazing and sexy he is.

Chris Colfer: *Does single ladies dance*
Person: Wow... I just had a Colfergasm

Colfergasm by KlainesBowties August 9, 2012

Coffeegate 

The act of spilling one's coffee on one's homework resulting in certain death and lack of sleep.

"What are you doing"
"Drinking coffee and doing homework"
"You fool. Did you all not learn from Aaron and coffeegate"

Coffeegate by Biotechnology Laboratory November 13, 2018

Coffeesmiths 

A cozy, popular coffeehouse found in a small town in Iowa. There is the drive-thru, and the actual, original cafe. They have THE MOST DELICIOUS cookie dough in the world! In the bathrooms, at least the girls', they have the yummy bath & body works anti-bacterial hand wash stuff.. oh and Coffeesmiths has delicious coffee products too!

coffeesmiths is better than starbucks.

Coffeesmiths by JC & friends :) August 16, 2008

coffeetastrophe 

this is what happens when one forgets to put the coffeepot on the burner after turning on the coffee maker. Resulting in water overflowing from the filter all over the counter. After which one runs into the kitchen and puts the coffeepot on the burner to try and save some of the coffee. Only to find half of the coffee grounds now in the coffeepot. At this point swearing is authorized!

This morning i had a coffeetastrophe

coffeetastrophe by alotta March 11, 2014