Cohencidence
A play on 'coincidence' and the common Ashkenazi Jewish surname Cohen. Used to imply that Jews are behind certain events or movements that are purported to be random or organic. Similar to ((())).
"Man, it's crazy that an attempted serial bombing and a mass shooting happened right before the midterms..."
"Yeah, it must be pure cohencidence."
"Yeah, it must be pure cohencidence."
Cohencidence by strangebrewn October 28, 2018
Danielle Cohn
Wears a lot of makeup and spray tans, not a whole lot of clothing, and posts all of it on Instagram after heavily photo-shopping.
Age: 15 (we hope)
Birthday: Mar 7, 2004
Current boyfriend count: 9
Current baby count: 0, surprisingly enough
1. Richard Ortiz, 12 (Mar - Jul 2016)
2. Jayden Price (Oct - Dec 2016)
3. Nelson Aguilar (Jan 2016 - ? 2016)
4. Owen Bodnar (Feb - Apr 2017)
5. Case Walker, 14 (May - Jun 2017)
6. Cole Galotti, 16 (Jul 2017 - Aug 2017)
7. Sebastian Bails (Sep 2017)
8. Sebastian Topete, 18 (Oct 2017 - May 2018)
9. Mikey Tua, 16 (Jun 2018 - July 2019)
10. Dustin Bryant (August 2019 - present)
Age: 15 (we hope)
Birthday: Mar 7, 2004
Current boyfriend count: 9
Current baby count: 0, surprisingly enough
1. Richard Ortiz, 12 (Mar - Jul 2016)
2. Jayden Price (Oct - Dec 2016)
3. Nelson Aguilar (Jan 2016 - ? 2016)
4. Owen Bodnar (Feb - Apr 2017)
5. Case Walker, 14 (May - Jun 2017)
6. Cole Galotti, 16 (Jul 2017 - Aug 2017)
7. Sebastian Bails (Sep 2017)
8. Sebastian Topete, 18 (Oct 2017 - May 2018)
9. Mikey Tua, 16 (Jun 2018 - July 2019)
10. Dustin Bryant (August 2019 - present)
Danielle Cohn by skooshpoodle October 26, 2019
Danielle Cohn
Danielle Cohn by Pouncing panda July 20, 2017
Cohenesque
His Cohenesque patriotism may have had something to do with the enormous legal pressures he was facing.
Cohenesque by Dr Bunnygirl December 15, 2018
danielle cohn
Danielle Cohn is a 12 year old used to be tik toker. She is a liar and a manipulator and her fans fall for that shit. She dates men, yes i say men people most of them are almost 18. She tries to deny being a hoe, but we all know the tea.
She looks like a damn racoon, and her mother looks like a crackhead.
She looks like a damn racoon, and her mother looks like a crackhead.
P1: Who's that?
P2: Oh, that's Danielle Cohn. Don't go near her, she'll bite you 'cause she's a snake.
P2: Oh, that's Danielle Cohn. Don't go near her, she'll bite you 'cause she's a snake.
danielle cohn by molleeeeerattt December 20, 2018