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cohn jitizen by Pc fried chicken June 12, 2022
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Danielle Cohn
Wears a lot of makeup and spray tans, not a whole lot of clothing, and posts all of it on Instagram after heavily photo-shopping.
Age: 15 (we hope)
Birthday: Mar 7, 2004
Current boyfriend count: 9
Current baby count: 0, surprisingly enough
1. Richard Ortiz, 12 (Mar - Jul 2016)
2. Jayden Price (Oct - Dec 2016)
3. Nelson Aguilar (Jan 2016 - ? 2016)
4. Owen Bodnar (Feb - Apr 2017)
5. Case Walker, 14 (May - Jun 2017)
6. Cole Galotti, 16 (Jul 2017 - Aug 2017)
7. Sebastian Bails (Sep 2017)
8. Sebastian Topete, 18 (Oct 2017 - May 2018)
9. Mikey Tua, 16 (Jun 2018 - July 2019)
10. Dustin Bryant (August 2019 - present)
Age: 15 (we hope)
Birthday: Mar 7, 2004
Current boyfriend count: 9
Current baby count: 0, surprisingly enough
1. Richard Ortiz, 12 (Mar - Jul 2016)
2. Jayden Price (Oct - Dec 2016)
3. Nelson Aguilar (Jan 2016 - ? 2016)
4. Owen Bodnar (Feb - Apr 2017)
5. Case Walker, 14 (May - Jun 2017)
6. Cole Galotti, 16 (Jul 2017 - Aug 2017)
7. Sebastian Bails (Sep 2017)
8. Sebastian Topete, 18 (Oct 2017 - May 2018)
9. Mikey Tua, 16 (Jun 2018 - July 2019)
10. Dustin Bryant (August 2019 - present)
Danielle Cohn by skooshpoodle October 26, 2019
Danielle Cohn
Danielle Cohn by Pouncing panda July 20, 2017
danielle cohn
Danielle Cohn is a 12 year old used to be tik toker. She is a liar and a manipulator and her fans fall for that shit. She dates men, yes i say men people most of them are almost 18. She tries to deny being a hoe, but we all know the tea.
She looks like a damn racoon, and her mother looks like a crackhead.
She looks like a damn racoon, and her mother looks like a crackhead.
P1: Who's that?
P2: Oh, that's Danielle Cohn. Don't go near her, she'll bite you 'cause she's a snake.
P2: Oh, that's Danielle Cohn. Don't go near her, she'll bite you 'cause she's a snake.
danielle cohn by molleeeeerattt December 20, 2018
dani cohn
someone who looks like a female version of donald trump who dates five boys a month and pretends she cute.
you’re spray tan makes you look like dani cohn probably because she rubbed it all over you last night.
dani cohn by famousfakers January 13, 2019
Danielle Cohn
A girl who photoshops her pictures to make her look thinner and mother lies by saying the she used FaceTime to take the pictures. She also lies about her age to get older guys *cough* *cough* Mr.Galotti. This type of girl also has wayyyyyy to many boyfriends in a short period of time ☕️
That girl lied about being older than she is, so is such a Danielle Cohn
OMG she over photoshop her pics to look thinner ugh
She literally has a new boyfriend ever time I see her
OMG she over photoshop her pics to look thinner ugh
She literally has a new boyfriend ever time I see her
Danielle Cohn by Musershaderoom STAN ☕️🐸 November 30, 2017
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